The Personal Journal discussion

I adore MLIA.

Today, I found out who invented the toilet. His name was Thomas Crapper. MLIA

FML's okay, but sometimes it's funny.

Today, I decided to have a midnight snack. I figured I knew my own house well enough to leave the lights off so my mom wouldn't wake up. Chuckling at the brilliance of my plan, I walked straight into a doorframe and bust up my nose. FML

And, of course, if you're a die-hard Harry Potter fan (like me) AverageWizard is for you.

Today, I found out my ex-girlfriend's name can spell out Voldemort. My name is Harry. MM.

Here are the links:

mylifeisaverage.com
fmylife.com
averagewizard.com

ENJOY!

*goes on to average wizard*

Today, I decided to try the infamous google vs yahoo war. Naturally, being Harry Potter obsessed, I typed in "Voldemort is" Google came up with "Voldemort is going down" and Yahoo came up with "Voldemort is awesome". Google's apart of The Order and Yahoo's a Death Eater. Who'd have guessed that?
*laughs*

*snickers* MLIA's banned teh Google vs. Yahoo war. I think Google won.

mmm.... maybe...

Google will always win.

Yep.

Ninja.com is better x]

Haha!

A few weeks ago I read an MLIA about the temperature in Narnia. Owning an Iphone, I decided to look up other mythical places in the weather app. I found Hell. It is currently 37 degrees colder in Hell, than it in is Narnia. I'm still confused. MLIA

Today, I realised that every time I type something commonly searched into Google, I always subconsciously try to type it in fast enough to beat the auto suggest feature. MLIA (I do that xD)

Today, I found that there will be three Friday the 13th's in 2012. End of world theory explained. MLIA.

Today, I saw two MLIA stories about people being confused about how they ended up horizontal in their beds. Since "horizontal" means they are lying down, I began to wonder how they usually sleep. MLIA.

Today, while working at my little brother's annual Thanksgiving carnival, two junior high boys that looked up to no good approached the Redemption prize counter, held out 330 game tickets and said "I'll take 110 tootsie rolls" I grabbed the massize jug of individually wrapped tootsie rolls and began counting out one hundred and ten tootsie rolls, while the 2 boys snickered and giggled to each other at the grueling task they made me do. They were wearing basketball shorts that did not have pockets. You should Have seen their faces when I pushed all 110 tootsie rolls to them and said "We're all out of bags." MLIA

I have a friend from a foreign country who's still working on her English, and is slowly catching on to common slang and stuff. Today as we were talking about someone we know who we think is gay, she asked me if he had "escaped the armoire" yet. I'm never saying "coming out of the closet" ever again. MLIA (Win. I'm so using that sometime soon.)

Haha.

Today my husband bought me an old cook book at a thrift store. I decided to cook him dinner and make a dessert from the book. As I looked through the pages of the cookbook I noticed that the owner (who had lovely handwriting) had written on almost every page, modifying every recipe. Tonight I made the best turkey & dumplings and banana bread my husband and I have ever had. Thank you Half Blood Prince of my new (old) cookbook. MLIA

Thats priceless!!!

IKR?

XD

i like post 11....