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Dec 31, 2009 04:17PM
hahahahahaa so funny
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ok i know bad joke bad joke
Bradli wrote: "Siriusly guys. Lay off the Harry Potter jokes. It's getting riddikulus."Umm the joke was in her post (riddikulus) :) lol
Darn i have to go take my dog to the Petter Pet-i-groomer! :)Wow that one stunk!
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it's you know whom laura
thats why i didn't get it! wow laura your truly amazing
How many Slytherins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
only one, they hold it up and the world revolves around them. :)
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haha :) sorry for the slytherin one, i couldn't resist :)
Knock KnockWho's There?
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Siriously?
Well, Sierious Black to be exact
Wow that was relly bad!
And I love the Sliythein one!
haha :) I found some good ones:You know that you are too big a harry potter fan when:
You call your least favorite teacher a Snape.
Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.
You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight. (i am so going to do this now!!)
You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses.
You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.
You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.
The wand order mistake in GoF drove you crazy, and even after it was "corrected" you still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.
You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"
You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible
Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!
You watched "Love, Actually" because two minor Harry Potter actors were in it.
You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 5 in your hands.
You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions, and all your friends think you're mad.
You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.
When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.
You yell into the "fellytone."
Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.
You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).
You get in to heated arguments over how much gel Tom Felton had in his hair in the first two movies.
You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books.
You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about.
You went out and bought the latest editition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "muggle".
You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences.
You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving.
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that's too bad, but from now on, i am definitely doing the lumos thing! We just did a lab in science where we had to use burners, i should have used it then! DARN!!!!
lol!! I call my least favourite teacher 'Snape' occasionally.
haha :) someone needs to find more jokes. I still think my slytherin one reigns supreme
You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences.my favorite part in the potter fan joke
how many slytherins does it take to screw a light bulb
1 to screw the light bulb and 4 to say with their fathers connection at the ministry they could screw it faster
Another Slytheryn joke
How many Hufflepuffs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
All of them.
Why did the Hufflepuff charm her hair blonde?
To look intelligent.
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Why did the Hufflepuff return his House tie?
It was too tight.
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Did you hear about the Hufflepuff who gave his Kneazle a bath?
He is still trying to get the fur off his tongue.
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What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell?
Gifted.
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What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
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Three girls, a Hufflepuff, a Ravenclaw, and a Slytherin are all first years- which is the sexiest?
The Hufflepuff because she is seventeen.
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A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are you absolutely certain you want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
and some hufflepuff jokes
How many ghosts does it take to light a wand?
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How many Lockharts does it take to light a wand?
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How many Hagrids does it take to light a wand?
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How many Dudleys does it take to light a wand?
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How many Peeves does it take to light up a wand?
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How many Slytherins does it take to light up a wand?
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...A person I know, *cough*Slytherin*cough* would've said the Hufflepuff jokes. And me, being the proud Hufflepuff that I am, would've slapped her silly...
No, I mean the way she would've said it....
They are not meant to be offensive, just to be funny b/c everyone needs a good laugh
like I said, it's the way she would've said it.
I have to say this: "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders."
yes, and so was Tonks.
ya, the whole idiot thing is just a stereotype that makes good jokes
ya...and when I say something smart, every one of my HP friends sorta stares at me.
I know. It gets annoying when they say I should be a Ravenclaw instead.
most, maybe even all ravenclaws are really smart but there not the only ones
