Foreign Languages discussion

I know this has happenned to you...it has happenned to everyone who is learning or has learned a new language.

if you want to post some boo-boos you've made to prevent other people from committing the same mistake or just to write what you may have heard and dont like to, this is your place

falar-lhes - talk to them
falar a eles - talk to they (this is the wrong way)

portuguese

haha good one

pt:
puta-whore,prostitute
puto-male kid

pata-paw, female duck
pato-male duck

tive aula de substituição- I has a replacement class*
tive aula de prostituição-I had a prostitution class


*I'm not sure how you say in english

I think thats it

I'm afraid mine aren't very funny or stupid sounding, so I can't make y'all laugh. I rarely use the wrong word, though I almost used Gaelic grammar while trying to write in Japanese. I laughed so hard at that.

My main screw up is always using tha in Gaelic when I mean to use a verb that doesn't need it. I might eventually have some in French or Arabic when I start speaking them instead of just writing.

German

Hieß-Was
Heiß-Hot