I "heart" Morelli discussion

I do not want to hijack another post but The Cupcake and Cop post has me thinking.

Could you ever picture Lula pregnant?
Stephanie as a mother?
A night of hot passion between Stephanie's Mom and Dad?
What would happen if Bob the dog puppies were raised and trained by the Range Men?

A pregnant Lula would make for a fun storyline.

And a BIG hell no on the night of passion between Stephanie's parents!

I dunno Tammy, the way Stephanie's mom has been hitting the juice in the last couple of books....

But how about this one...Stephanie having to team up with her brother-in-law to catch the FTAs.

I have no problem seeing Ranger behind the wheel of a big black Hummer but can never picture him driving a Mini Cooper.

With Stephanie's history with cars and her finances I can see her buying one. Can you imagine the conversation between Lula and Stephanine the first time they go out for a FTA in a little Cooper? How about it being run over by a Steam Roller?

Cynthiaj wrote: "I dunno Tammy, the way Stephanie's mom has been hitting the juice in the last couple of books....

But how about this one...Stephanie having to team up with her brother-in-law to catch the FTAs." Oh that would be way too painful!

Vicki wrote: "I do not want to hijack another post but The Cupcake and Cop post has me thinking.

Could you ever picture Lula pregnant?
Stephanie as a mother?
A night of hot passion between Stephanie's Mom a..."

Oh no, Lula pregnant would be a disaster!

I can picture Stephanie as a mother of maybe two and I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing :)

If the Plums ever did have a hot night of passion, rest assured that Grandma Mazur would some how some way find a way to interrupt them!

I think that would be a good idea. Maybe that's what Ranger needs - a puppy so he can stop sniffing around Stephanie ;) Seriously though, I think if the Range Men ever raised those puppies, Jersey would be full of happy looking drug/bomb sniffing dogs that pooped a lot!

If the Plums ever did have a hot night of passion, rest assured that Grandma Mazur would some how some way find a way to interrupt them!

ROTFL!! I hadn't thought of that, but it's totally true. (I just don't need a visual of it!)

Oohhh, I can't really see Lulu pregnant--but now, THINKING she's pregnant--can't you all just see the reaction to THAT??

I was thinking along the lines of her spandex wardrobe at about 8 mo pg. Or picture Lula pawing through a diaper bag and pulling out a gun instead of a baby bottle.

With all of the air travel restrictions today picture Grandma M, Mooner, Sally, Stephanie, Lula or Connie going through the airport screening process.

Oh MY Vicki--um, ok, I think I need to go clorox my brain. That picture is NOT a good one. Ok, ok, it IS totally funny, in a horrible kind of way. I really think she'd have to give up the spandex for a couple of months, mainly because I don't think they MAKE spandex that big.

But yeah, I could totally see Lula pulling out a gun instead of the baby bottle--or maybe pulling it out and telling the father "Get your butt in here and change that baby's diaper RIGHT NOW." (Altho I could also see the father deciding that the life of a cloistered monk was his real life calling too.)

And yeah, the thought of that quintet trying to get through air port security COULD cause some serious stitches in the side from laughing. Not to mention the possible concussion and torn ligaments from falling down from the hysterical laughter.

Ann aka Iftcan wrote: "Oh MY Vicki--um, ok, I think I need to go clorox my brain. That picture is NOT a good one. Ok, ok, it IS totally funny, in a horrible kind of way. I really think she'd have to give up the spande..."


I call Tank for the baby. Just because he somehow gets suckered into these life decisions with Lula.

Plane? No, I can see Stephanie driving just because it's easier to hold the arsenal that Grandma Mazur and Lula hold between them.

lol, yeah, any traveling the group wanted to do would definately either have to be car or maybe train. Anyone traveled anywhere by train lately? And don't forget Connie's personal arsenal either.

Ann aka Iftcan wrote: "lol, yeah, any traveling the group wanted to do would definately either have to be car or maybe train. Anyone traveled anywhere by train lately? And don't forget Connie's personal arsenal either."

That's right. I have to admit that I would probably want Connie backing me up if I ever got into any serious trouble. Wouldn't it be interesting if something happened between Diesel and Connie? Just a thought. Of course, the mustache would have to go!

Ann aka Iftcan wrote: "lol, yeah, any traveling the group wanted to do would definately either have to be car or maybe train. Anyone traveled anywhere by train lately? And don't forget Connie's personal arsenal either."

I agree that air travel is probably out of the question.
My next thought was the "group" taking a cruse to Hawaii which lead to...
Dog the Bounty Hunter and Plum Gang Unite in Effort to apprehend...

lol, ok Vicki--that was just SNEAKY. I wasn't expecting it and snorted tea through my nose when I started laughing.

SORRY...I am already counting the days till 16 so late at night when I am unable to sleep, I fill my time with "Picture This" thoughts.

Picture This...

It is Dinner at the Plum's house. Grandma M has a big announcement....She is going to be moving....Why? and Where?

Vicki wrote: "SORRY...I am already counting the days till 16 so late at night when I am unable to sleep, I fill my time with "Picture This" thoughts.

Picture This...

It is Dinner at the Plum's house. Gran..."

She finally found a guy who ALL of his teeth, money and the ability to play hide the salami all day.

She's moving next door.

CJ wrote: "Vicki wrote: "SORRY...I am already counting the days till 16 so late at night when I am unable to sleep, I fill my time with "Picture This" thoughts.

Picture This...

It is Dinner at the Plum's h..."

That is exactly what my first thought was. I haven't figured out how the other half of the duplex is available but that was my first thought.

The other picture was living quarters at the Steiva Funeral Home. That could lead to many story lines...

CJ wrote: "Ann aka Iftcan wrote: "Oh MY Vicki--um, ok, I think I need to go clorox my brain. That picture is NOT a good one. Ok, ok, it IS totally funny, in a horrible kind of way. I really think she'd hav..."

Ditto! Tank as the father. Remember how sweet he was with the kittens?

I don't think Tank is a strong enough character to stand up to Lulu. Ok, I'm not sure that there is a man on the PLANET that could stand up to her, lol.

Even better...Grandma Maxur isn't moving next door to play hide the salami, he's moving in....