AWESOME QUOTES!!! discussion

I bet most of the quotes will be here

The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.

"when children, frightened of the wolf at the window, were asked what did it want to do, the little boy replied, 'gobble me up.' The little girl said, 'Let's ask it.'"

I DO IT: On the Bed. On the Couch. At the Movies. In the Bathroom. At a Party. Near My Friends and Parents. Thats right.... Texting!

I Dance when theres no music. I Sing when I'm in a crowd. I Jump up and down around invisible people. I Argue with myself and ususally lose...Let me ask you something. Am I insane?

If you have to ask if you're insane you are. My intier family belong in an asilm. My friend are mad as mad is. And me? If you can't see it, then you can't see at all.
--Me

Innocent Demon wrote: "I Dance when theres no music. I Sing when I'm in a crowd. I Jump up and down around invisible people. I Argue with myself and ususally lose...Let me ask you something. Am I insane?"

Me too. I bug myself so much. :-)

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
-e.b. white

Love is like eating a hot dog. You dont cut it open and wonder how its made. You dont want to know. You just eat it and enjoy it.
-Me

that uis really funny, aand very true

"Sometimes when I awnser you, I feel like I am interrupting."
-Me(about my best friend)

((you forgot to put love quotes)))

Nice truck, sorry about your small peinus

(bupper sticker on my aunts car)

"Hahaha your accent is funny! Say more words!"
-lol

lol

Haha-snot-hahaha (I really do snot when I laugh sometimes but not often)

well isnt that a pretty picture...

*sticks toung out and crosses eyes*

yes it is ur move.(especially the snot part...)

Ok then. *looks up and down and up and down with eyes crossed* Ok, ouch. That hurt my eyes. And I already have glasses.

You should see my HAIR in real life. Lol. But hey my bff here is a total nut case. I like crazy people.

Crazy people rock (like me!) lol

"I'm not crazy. I'm gifted with the art of chaos."
-me lol

chaos is a good thing to be gifted in...

I love to dance when no one's around...and bang my head to invisible music. It's all playing in my head.
-Me

I dance when ppl are around... to invisble muzuique... oh yea

somehow, that does not suprise me at all.

oh really?

i am just saying from the other quotes you have posted...

hehe

I'm not crazy, insane, wierd, or anything like that. I'm DIFFERENT. Get use to it.

-Me

ur not different. Ur UNIQUE

I-am-DIFFERENT!! Do not contradict me. I know what I am. I am more than I let on.

unfortunatley we only get let on that which you give through the impersonal words and quotes you so dilligently post on this website

who said I've been posting impersonal words and quotes? I'm very honest about a lot of them. the julliet one for example. I might say I'm joking but 9 out of 10 times I'm sirious.

just a joke honey, i am merely stating that we only know what you post, nothing else

oh...ok

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
- Bernard Bailey

Yaeh

including me...
but until then, there is no proof I am not!

HAVING-SHUGAR-MASIVE-RUSH!!!!!!

oh goodness, should we call the cops, or an ambulence

SYGAR!!!!!!!!!

O.O

I DON'T NEED A DOCTOR ALRIGHT?!!!!!!!

questionable

I'M JUST FINE *twiches* FINE I TELL YOU FINE

"Eeeeewwww look at that guy in the mirror! oh wait...."
-me lol

HI JONATHAN

are you off your sugar high yet!!!