AWESOME QUOTES!!! discussion

post it here if you are reading something and jus think it is worth repeating

"Justin Finchley lost his virginity in the music wing last night. If anyone finds it, wuold you please give it back."
-Prep (i dont knoiw the author)

"We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first."
— Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns)

""I've never created a riot before. I did cause a brawl at the last formal. A large number of young women there actually arrived with the expectation of seducing me into matrimony, and a couple of their mothers came to blows. It was hilari - I mean, dreadful. Simply dreadful.""
— Ilona Andrews (On the Edge)

i love those!

"What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed?"
-Petter
"Only innocent lives, Peter!"
-Sirius

"You don't understand!"
"He would have killed me, Sirius!"
-Petter

"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!"
"DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!"
-Sirius Black

--J.K.Rowling (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Axzaban)

"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed-or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed."
-Hermione Granger
— J.K. Rowling
--- Harry Potter and the Socicer Stone

nice. I am slightly obsessed with all things harry potter

way to advertise, sis. I should have anticipated this

not a bad idea

This is just funny as all hell.

"True Canadians have sex in canos"
-tripping

"Am i tough? Am I strong? Am I hardcore? Absolutly. Did I wimper in pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried chicken sandwich? You betcha."
-Max (James patterson's Maxinmum ride: Angel Experiment

"I feell like pudding. Puddin gwith nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."
-Iggy (James patterson's Maxinmum ride: Angel Experiment

My Birthday Is Two Days Before HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HOLLOWS Part One!!!!!!! :-) (-: :-) (-:

when does that come out anyway...
I LOVE THAT SERIES!!!!!!!!!!! I SWAER I WILL ONE DAY MARRY HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Part one is Nov 19 and part 2 is some time in June 2011

Who would have guessed? But yea. He could crap money out his butt and get upset that he only shit $20s.
-Kommon
from my story Kommon.

i am not sure whether to laugh or vehmently find a way to scrub that image from my mind...

Can u do both?

Hehe

wait...
ohh
yup, definitely possible

Hehe

"I am a man" he told her,"and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown"
-Jace Wayland"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)

""Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?"
"No" Simon said,"If you hurt Clary she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons"
-Jace Wayland and Simon"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)

"I have a fetish for damsels in distress.”
“Don’t be sexist.”
“Not at all. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It’s an equal opportunity fetish,"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass) - love this one!!

""Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me.""
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

""When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the
face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the
oranges you originally asked for."
"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)



i know...im kinda obseesssessdd

i LOVE the city of bones and i cant wait until i can go and get the 2nd and 3rd

bboks and tv shows are not the same

sure, sure, ill just let you believe that

sure, sure

I repeat: You two fight like an old married cuple. but I love you (as friends) just the same

:-)

this is also true, we are very much on our own for the most part at school

a truer thing was never said

or typed

This is the scene where Arthur ( a main character) is reading an entry about earth for a guide to the galaxy written by his alien friend:
"'What? Harmless? Is that all it's got to say? Harmless! One word!'
Ford shrugged.
'Well, there are a hundred billion stars in the Galaxy and only a limited amount of space in the book's microprocessors,' he said, 'and no one knew much about the Earth, of course.'
'Well, for God's sake, I hope you managed to rectify that a bit.'
'Oh yes, well, I managed to transmit a new entry off to the editor. He had to trim it down a bit, but it's still an improvement.'
'And what does it say now?'
'Mostly harmless,'"

Ooops, I feel like I interrupted you conversation. Sorry. Also, the book is "the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" by Douglas Adams.

only u...

I just bit a friend on the school bus (I gave her fair warrning and she still didn't give my glasses back)

Didn't I just say that?!

u BIT a person...
*raises one eyebrow*
uh, well ok then
When was the last time u got a rabies shot?

I don't have rabies, J! Besides she had a sweashirt on so I got cloth not arm

im just saying, ,if you are going to go vampitarianistic, i suggest getting some sort of fangs implanted...
they might help to actually draw some blood.

im soo obsessed with some books and tv series...

PyroLily wrote: "I just bit a friend on the school bus (I gave her fair warrning and she still didn't give my glasses back)"

*chokes*

I'M NOT TRYING TO BE A VAMPIRE!! I wasn't trying to cause pain. I was making a point. Though the last time I bit someone I WAS aming for pain.

I bit a girl's leg once. She was really mad -- can't remember why -- and punked me then grabbed a fist full of my hair and pulled me down. So sence I couldn't reach a good punch I bit her leg. I'm a fighter.

Oh, you do, do you

oh goodness,
we have a rabid squirrel on our hands!

i cant wait until u go fir the nuts (lol)

*rolls eyes* Why am I a squirrel? My favorit animals are the pinex (I don't know how to spell it. Like Dumblor's bird), dragon, dolfin, owl, horse, cats (my last cat was a mane coon), ect.. Well you get my point right? But squirrels I think are kinda...I don't know. But I'm not a squirrel. I don't understand. *shaks head*

pheonix, by the way

whatever!