AWESOME QUOTES!!! discussion

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
-Douglass Adams

"God answers all prayers. But sometimes his answer is no"
-Myself

lol
I like that one

If God answers you no you shall answered yourself no at first

??? wha?????

"You steal the Bible, you go to Hell. Thats the way it works."
-The movie 21

lol, i havent seen that movie

After God created Adam, and Adam had been in the Garden for a really long time, he started to get a little lonely. So, Adam went to God and said, "This Garden is amazing, but I'm starting to get a little lonely; is there anyone that you can send to keep me company?"

God answered, "I have the perfect person. She will help you with almost everything. She'll clean, cook, wash you clothes, be your friend, and even rub your feet after a long day. She really is perfect in every way!"

Adam said, "That sounds great! How soon can you send her?"

God replied again, "I can send her right away, but there is one thing ... it's going to cost you an arm and a leg to get her."

Adam thought for a moment, and then said, "What can I get for a rib?"

"anyone who thinks by sitting in church you will become a christian, must consequently also believe that sitting in a garage will make you a car."
-not sure

"God said let there be light. So screw you Thomas Edison"
-haha me

I think you meant let ther be light...
but lol either way

lol oops

:-9

"Do your best and let God do the rest" - Dr. Ben Carson