PANTS ON THE GROUND!!! discussion

((Roleplay about some crazy things that happen in a checkout line.))

Connie was at the store the other day when she noticed the new check out guy. He was really cute. So, even though she didn't need anything, she came back day after day to see him.

Jessica walked into the store to pick up some of her guilty pleasure- soup! Then she saw the cutest checkout guy ever! She went into the line he was checking out and saw Connie, a girl that used to live on her block. "Hey, Connie!" she said cheerily.

"Hiiiii Jessica!" i was just talking to Phil here. Did ya know he's new here?" She giggled.

"No, as a matter of fact, I didn't. Hey, I'm Jess." she said, flashing a smile. Just then a little girl came bolting up the aisle, almost knocking her over.

"So Phil, anyways, like what's your favorite color?"

(Phil) "Uhhhh, I don't know, red?" He asked.

(Connie) "Ohhh Phil! You're so funny!" She laughed.

Jessica's mood soured at that. She dropped her soup cans on the convayer belt and said, "Can you check me out, please? I don't have all day!"

(Connie) "Whoa there kiddo, it's not nice to interrupt people! What are parents teaching these days?" Ya know what I mean Phil?"

(Phil) "Uhhhhh, not really"

(Connie) "Oh Phil you're so funny!!"

(Phil) "Ummm miss, I really should check these people ."

(Connie) *GASP* "Check them out? Ughh! You pervert!"

(Connie) "Listen kid, I'll take you to the candy if you want. Anything to get away fromt his pig!"

(Phil) "..."

(Connie) *flips hair* (haha) "Wait what's your name little girl? I'm Connie. See? Now we're not strangers!"

"Ok Caroline, let's get away from him and show you the candy. Phil, you should be ahamed of yourself!"

(phil) "Uhhmmmmm..."

"Of course I can silly! It's right down isle nine!"

"Ohhh! You're so sweet!!" Connie said pinching her cheeks. "The candy is right here cutie, what kind's your favorite?"

"Yeahhhh..." Connie mumbled. 'This kid's crazy!' she thought. "Ummm the sweet tarts are right there"