Axis Mundi X discussion

Dear members of Axis Mundi,

My name is Matt Pallamary and I wanted to take a moment to introduce myself to your group. What drew me to you was your name, as I have been writing and researching shamanism for years. Axis Mundi is a key concept in shamanism.

When I poked around in the group I liked its eclectic nature.

If you are so inclined, I invite you to check out my website at: www.mattpallamary.com

Best,

Matt

We are very eclectic. I myself am a form of cauliflower. I believe shamans use cauliflowers in certain practices relating to the preparation of a slightly annoying relative for the journey into the afterlife, although I really wish they wouldn't.

Greetings Matt. Seeing that I am a cat, where you are human, i can only advise that you submit to my massive intellect. In return I shall grant you the favor of scratching my happy spot just aboe my tail...or feed my Pit-r-Pats until i burst....or both.

Meep meeep meep meepmeeeep








Oh wait... thought I was in MiniAm.

Hello Matthew. I am a starfish/octopus/biological process. Forgive me, I am finishing a semester of Pound studies and have forgotten which way is up.

.snaeb amil eht ssap .sixa eht ot emoclew ?noitcelloc drocer ruoy teg lliw ohw ,tuo emoc reven dna evac eht otni og uoy fi ,esruoc fo .edud ,habsac eht skcor msinamahs

that was a little slice of pure funny.

Char, can you actually think that way, or did you write it out and type it that way? You confuse my brain!

Hey Matt...welcome!

lima beans? Where are the jujubees?

Hi Matt. I had no idea what Axis Mundi meant until you defined it. I just figured it was some weirdass Char shit.

ducks

Helloooooooooooooo.

...esaelp smoorhsum eht ssaP -- peeeempeem peem peem peem a dna ,supotco deipucco na ,srewolfiluac yranoituac htiw gnitacinummoc ,cinotatac lyraen em gnivael ,sisrahtac gnizylatac ,cihportsatac raen a otni to nwod bedmilc I ekil skool tI .sdlrow reppu eht hcaer ot ti debmilc snamahs ,serutluc ynam nI .htrae dna nevaeh stcennoc taht efil fo eert eht s'ti smret cinamahs ni ro ,dlrow eht fo retnec eht si idnuM sixA ehT

.oga emit emos yawa lyniv ym evag I

Holy shit.

(Did you guys read that? This is fun!)

ah ah a ha h ah ah ah ah. wehttaM.

Amelia Bedelia... I actually find it easier to read backwards writing than to write it, but it can be done. However, I cheated:

http://www.writebackwards.com/

:::throws lima beans at RA:::

.kayak ym naht retteb ti ekil I. racecar wen a tghuob tsuj I

.amanaP ,lanac a ,nalp a ,nam A

I don't like this shit...I need to go take some tylenol now!

Matt, I'm the dumb little sister around here...nice to meet you!

helloooooooo will someone please feed the frikkin' cat?

::::feeds NB some lima beans in a racecar with a kayak::::

*squirts ink in the direction of the cat before slusshing him some prawns and mackerel*

ack! lima beans....

...mmmmmm mackerelicious. Thanks Sally.

real cats love lima beans.

yech! You there, with the red hair - clean my litter box.

no thanks... I spent last night cleaning the three litter boxes at my house. There is truly nothing I hate more. On Mother's Day no less. Ah the injustice.

rahC ,"terces edart" ruoy gnirahs rof sknahT

...etorw I tahw foorp ot rorrim a gnisu ,kcils eb ot gniyrt saw I ereh dnA

Be careful not to spend too much time there Matthew... you might start speaking outloud like that and then people will think you are part of The White Album.

I buried Paul.

Koo Koo Kachoo.

gadzhunheit.

Does that make Paul the walrus?

Okay, it's a fair cop.

A Fair Cop

I think that is a picture of Not Bill when he was a young man. But he would have been carrying a paint ball gun.

Ha! What do you know Char.....my hair was longer and golden (I would pull it into a silky ponytail) but yer right about the paintball gun....sometimes carried 2. And no! Not compensating fer anything, dang it.

uh huh... you're compensating for not having a Panzer. : )