Supernatural discussion

i hav 2many...i lik da one when dean screams like a lil girl bc of da cat

You know I love the guy, but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda!

Snow White? Ah, I saw that movie. Oh, the porn version anyway.

Dean: Yeah? It's close to Halloween.
Sam: You remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
Dean: Dude! Could you be more gay? Don't answer that.

Dean: You saved my life.
Ruby: Don't mention it.
Dean: What was that stuff? God, it was a**. It tasted like a**.
Ruby: It's witchcraft, short bus.
Dean: You're the short bus, short bus...

Sam: Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?
Dean: Yeah! Shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws...
Sam: That's not school; that's Schoolhouse Rock!

Dean: You know she could be faking.
Sam: Yeah? What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
(Dean nods)
Sam: Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!

Dean: I know what you're thinking: Why did it have to be clowns!
Sam: Gimme a break.
Dean: You didn't think I remembered, did you? Come on, man, you still bust out crying when you see Ronald McDonald on the television.
Sam: At least I'm not afraid of flying.
Dean: Planes crash!
Sam: And apparently clowns kill.









Dean: B*tch!
Sam: Why did you call me a b*tch for?
Dean:You're suppose to say "jerk".
Sam: What!?
Dean: Never mind!!

Sam: I think you totally should have been jamming 'Eye of the Tiger' right there.
Dean: Oh, bite me.

Sam:you know what im thinking?
Dean:What?
Sam:Fairy tails dean!
Dean:Thats nice...You do that offten?
Bedtimestories ^

Dean: Did you find anything?
Sam: Your bossy!
Dean: What?
Sam: Your bossy!..And short..*GIGGLELY DRUNK*

Dean:Dude..You have a camel in your backyard.
Ruby: It's an alpaca. Dumbass.

dean: if it bleeds,you can kill it

Sam: “So we got di*k on Di*k?”
Dean: “That’s a vivid way of putting it.”

Dean: “A robot. About the size of a house. Shoots destructo beams out of its eyes.”
Sam: “At least I’ll see it coming.”