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Yo mamma so dumb she got locked inside Safeway and starved to death!!!

Yo mamma is so fat...when she went on a scale...it said to be continued.

Yo mamma so ugly Bob the Builder said,"We can't fix that..."

Lol

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.((jsut heard it on a Youtube video....don't know if you think it's funny.))

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat she drives a spandex car

Yo mama so fat when a bus rolls down the road she yells Stop That Twinky!

lol

Yo mama so fat she walked down a road and they named it broadway

I don't get it...Ic, though.still seems pretty funny.

Yo mama so fat obi one kanobi said that's no moon...that's your mama

Yo mama's so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, Spain claimed her as new land!!!

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her parents got a note stuck to the Birth Certificate that said: "Sorry, from the Condom Company"

Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!!!

but wudnt that whale kill her

lol ikr

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says"...To Be Continued..."

Yo mama so skinny the pencil was jealous

Lol


Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's is alphabetical order/

lol
i aint got no more so ya

i aint no good at thinking up any good jokes

me neether ill serch them on the internet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnstvN...

has a bunch.that's where i got all mine

okay...i think i will think of them on my own, tho...thank u?

yo mamma so stupid she sat on the tv to watch the couch

thats a gud 1!!

Yo mamma so stupid that she put a piece of paper on da t.v and said now I've got paperview

Yo mamma so ugly dat when she went to da zoo they told her get back in da cage

yo mamma so ugly she made blind kids cry

geez dats ugly

yep tahts like...UBER UGLAY!

yo momma so fat a simi truck hit her and she said who threw that rock

thank you:)

what..np?????????????????????????

that was a gud 1!!!

yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

yo momma so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the back of the head

haahhaahha

:P

lawlz

yo mamas so old, she sat next to Jesus in the second grade...not funny, but okay?

yo mamas so poor she dont know wat 50 cent is and i aint talkin about the rapper

i thought so sinse u sed WAT not WHO

yo mama's so fat, that when she went to go out to try for a job the people asked for her weight, so she tells the person, and the person says,"I'm sorry, but we did not ask for your credit card number."


(('Kay, ~Tiffani~M&M's~ told me this, so all the credit belongs to her.))

YOUR MOMMAS ...
1. so old she sat behind jesus in math.
2. so fat she fell on 4th avenue and landed on 12th
3. so poor she waves around a posiclea and calls it air condiyioning
4. sO fat when she tip toes people yell, STAMPEDE!
5.so hairy you almost died of rug burn when you were born
6.so poor she went to mc donald and put a milk shake on layaway
7.so poor you have to eat cereal with a fork to save milk
8.house is so dirty she wipes her feet before she goes outside
9.head is so big she has to step in her shirts
10.so stupid , on a job applicatian it sed " dot write below the dotted line " and she wrote okayy.

&- hahahah im a funny chick i knowww

oh yea. definitely, ur SO HILARIOUS. its hilarious that u think that u r funny, bc i have heard these jokes so many times b4, i forgot to laugh.

you mama is so hairy she got afros on her nipples

you mama is so stupid that when the weather man siad it was going to be chilly she went and got a bowl.

your momma so stupid she laughs at this jokes

okay marija no one asked you . and i dont even know you soo .

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy


Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.