cat roleplay discussion

Betsy Ross comes out of nowhere and knits a flag with 51 stars, one is Canada.

19) There will be no alcohol in the schools.

A kid burst out laughing after a teacher says, "bosom."


23) Broccoli was never meant to be eaten.

A really mean teacher smiles when she sees a 43% on a math test.

25)Only legal stuff is allowed.

Someone ACTUALLY left his homework at home, and claimed that.

30) Dogs can't eat your homework.

Someone brings a peanut butter and banana sandwich, which is quickly exterminated.

34) All rules must be broken. ((HAHA GOT YOU THERE!))

What's leet?

Two girls sneak their lunch, with meat, into the cafeteria.

40: No illicit activities.

i would join in but i have zero idea of how this game works.

One student sneaks in chicken noodle soup.

42: Cats are not allowed at school. XD

I make the follwing comment about the rule: "That is a dumb rule!"

45: No talking is allowed on campus. (And they mean NO talking here.)

The biology teacher forgets what to do and the students get recess. The teacher gets arrested for not teaching the meaning of life.

50! Monty Python is not allowed to be sung, neither is The song that never ends.

one comes to school and breaks the rules by um... breaking the rules

57: there are only rules so that you are safe.

((sorry i will edit it))

a student underage drinks and gets arrested

59: no birds allowed in school

Seph brings Bleu Cheese to school. Seph is told to go home and bring cheddar.

61: No toys except basketballs allowed on school premises.

A seventh grader cried because a bully stole her lunch money.

63: Lunch is between noon and one ONLY.

Students eat until 10 and get arrested.

65: No one is allowed to leave after me. Bye.

I leave withing five minutes of the hour.

67: No one leaves before me.

Someone says a TPBM.

69: No talking allowed ever and everyone must play tennis.

lol

Some bully takes all the little kids' lunch money.

71: School is every day of the year. No summer breaks.

a girl skips school the intire summer and gets susspended

72:no pizza for lunch

A student brings a yummy pepperoni pizza and eats it in the teacher's lounge.

73: No sleeping in class. Or anywhere in the school, for that matter.

she falls asleep in reading

74: nothing other than books in mid. school lockers

Some kid brings his cat to school and stuffs the poor thing in his locker.

75: No rats allowed in school.

a boy sneeks a rat in he teachers drower
76: no high heels

One girl wears high heels to gym class.

77: No shoes allowed on the grass and no playing in the sprinklers, either.

A little girl brought her new rat to school, not realizing that it is illegal, and gets arrested.

76: No reading, writing or anything other than math iis permitted to be taught at the Learning Institute for the Very Enlightened. (L.I.V.E. Who's read The Mysterious Benedict Society series?)

Somebody teaches *gasp* a PLAY.

78: No one is allowed to learn.

(um... ackward) someone leaerns multiplacation

79:no socks allowed

Plays rule!!!! I'm in one called Freddie the Pigeon I'm a little old lady called.....Miss CLEAVER!! MUAH HA HA HA!

One 5 yr old student learns how to *gasp* do algebra.

79) No one may stay in the same seat throughout the entire reading class without being suspended.

((BRB))

Oops.

someone wears shorts in the fal

81: no fish

Someone brings a cat to school. The student brought fish for the cats lunch. The cat gets caught eating and the student gets suspended.


82) No skateboarding in the lounge(s).

O.o Some kid brings drugs to school and is expelled for life. XD

84: If there is a storm, you must hide under a desk. No going outside and catching those tenis-ball-size hailstones, please. (Why? Because it would make our liability insurance go up. In short, students are a liability to us. XD sorry, i needed some sarcasm....)

Two students save another's life, and demand debt. Both get chucked.

86) No student can bring lunch to school. ((Why? Because it would mean the school wouldn't need as much money if a lot of people brought lunch, so they wouldn't GET as much money. They like moneyz, hehehehehe))

A student was born 1987, February 25. ((87/2/25.))She was excited when it was her B-day and got chucked.

88 Everyone must memorize 8 at the least decimal points of pi. ((14159265! Memorized!))

One student only knows the first 3.

89 No math allowed.

One of the kids got hurt, and a teacher came in to help.

91: No one is to speak anything other than igpay-atinlay.(Pig-Latin)

Someone did that so they got the chuck.

93: No one is permitted to have ANY work at all. RECESS ALL DAY.

((selena, i tried to add you as a friend but idk your last name....))

((Just answer anything. I'll know it's you.))

Everyone has a homework party! whoo!

94: There is assigned seating to the lunch tables. No sitting elsewhere.

((I'm new to this game. I hope I did it right.))

((yah, that's fine))

The students sit ON the tables and are kicked out.

95: The principal's office is the PRINCIPAL's office. Not the student's office.

A student sneaks in and sends out a message saying recess. He gets kicked out.

96: No one is allowed to leave unless they have a pass. NO EXCEPTIONS!

One girl is a vegan and is caught eating soymeat. (GROSS!) She has to leave.

98: No student may have the same lunch as any other student.

all the students have the same lunch. They aren't allowed to eat.

99:No ghosts allowed

Someone brings a ghost to school. O.o they are expelled.

100: There are to be no dragons of any kind at school.

A kid turns into a were-dragon in the middle of algebra class and swallows everyone whole.



101: NO child under 12 can wear a shirt with a purple moose playing the piano on it while dancing in the hallways after class at 2:30pm.

A kid does just that and is kicked out.

102: No one can wear jeans. Everyone has to wear a suit made by Armani.