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Oh and one more last thing.
HUGHES!!!
AGH!! I LOOOVOE FMA!! Its one of my faaaaaaves to read!!!! I changed my name for it too :) lol. Im re-reding it again, even though its still on going ;)
Im on Team Elric!! Haha,, i was bored....Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
This goes out to all of you who are Team Edward - as in the REAL Edward! *wink* The knight in shining automail - our awesome, butt-kicking, short-ranting Ed - was around long before sparkly people began invading Stephanie Meyer's dreams. This is also something that anyone who's familiar with both FMA and Twilight can enjoy. Whether you be Twi-hard or Twi-hater...if you know both Edwards, you should like this. ;-)
Without further ado, I give you...
Edward vs. Edward
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other.
One was short (but don't tell him that!), had long blond hair pulled back in a braid and wore a striking red overcoat. The other was tall, bronze-haired and wore a T-shirt with "I'm 2 sexy 4 my sparklz" printed on the front. The only traits they had in common were their genders, golden eyes, first names and the utter shock of meeting each other. Both gasped dramatically, pointed a finger at the other and yelled,
"IT'S EDWARD ELRIC!"
"IT'S EDWARD CULLEN!"
After shouting the obvious truth to the world (hey, this is the realm of fan fiction! Of course they'd recognize each other right away!), the two Edwards stood in stunned silence and scrutinized each other carefully.
Wow, he really IS as short as I've heard he is... Edward Cullen mused, scratching his pale, glistening, perfectly-sculpted chin. (Fangirls across the globe instantly went into cardiac arrest.)
Edward Elric simply gulped. He's ...tall.
After another minute or two of uncomfortable silence and sneaking peripheral glances at each other, at the same moment, one thought flashed through their minds:
I bet he thinks he's the better Edward.
And then:
Hehe. We'll just have to find out then, won't we?
Evil smirks spread across their faces. This could be fun.
They turned to each other, fake grins barely hiding the glint in their eyes.
"Hey there."
"Hey."
Edward Cullen casually smoothed back his hair and flashed a smile. (And in hospitals around the world, thousands of defibrillators were needed for the fangirls I mentioned earlier.) "Dude, I'm a vampire."
Edward Elric snickered. "Yeah, without fangs..." he muttered under his breath.
"What was that?" asked the fangless vampire.
"Er, I said I'm an alchemist prodigy!" The teenager's face transformed back into a picture of innocence, complete with a halo and a bright grin. Edward C. raised his eyebrows in suspicion, but soon shrugged it off and graced the universe with another charmingly crooked smile...one that was just a bit smug, if you squinted hard. (And I won't bother mentioning what happened to all the fangirls this time.)
"Hey, do you have a car? 'Cause, like, I have one. It's a Volvo. And it's almost as shiny as I am."
"Pfft. Who needs a Volvo to go places when you got legs?" Edward E. shot him a smile that was twice as smug and reached down to wipe a bit of dirt off one of his well-worn boots in not-so-subtle emphasis; then he straightened and looked his rival full in the face, one eyebrow raised.
Edward C. narrowed his eyes.
This was war.
Before long, the smart remarks were flying back and forth, thick and fast as gunfire.
"I have superpoers, telepathy and hawtness."
"I have brains, alchemy, mad fighting skills and a personality."
"I have golden eyes and a godlike figure and..."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, HOLD IT. There's only ONE Edward around here who's allowed to have golden eyes and that's ME."
"Says who?"
"Says the Edward who had them first, that's who."
"Well, I bet you don't have cold, hard, pale-white skin that sparkles in the sun."
"Nope. Who needs sparkles when I've got automail?"
"I'm practically perfect in every way."
"I don't NEED to be perfect for people to like me. OR fall in love with me."
"I've got the most beautiful, perfect, delicious girl in the world. I live for her; she's like my own personal brand of heroine..."
"Wow, that's disturbing."
"...and her name is Bella Swan."
"Heh, really? I thought her name was Mary Sue."
"Grrrrr..."
"And anyway, I've got a hot mechanic named Winry who could kick her whiny butt ANY day...with nothing but a wrench!"
"At least I know how to woo a woman."
"At least I know the difference between love and unhealthy obsession."
"Oh yeah? Well I'm emo and angsty and have a tortured soul."
"Well I'm emo and angsty and have a tortured soul for a REASON."
"Pfft. You're just a dumb anime character..."
"Well you're just a fake vampire - no, strike that. You're a carnivorous disco ball."
"Well I'm invincible!"
"I'm somewhat realistic!"
"I sparkle!"
"I do short rants!"
"I sparkle!"
"Who CARES!?"
"I have more fangirls than you!!"
"I have more character depth than you could ever HOPE to have!!"
"...I'm tall."
"WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO TINY YOU CAN SQUISH LIKE AN ANT, YOU SPARKLY CREEP?!!"
"Pipsqueak!"
"Gary Stu!!"
"SHRIMP!!"
"THAT'S JUMBO SHRIMP TO YOU, JERK!!..."
"Are you in need of assistance, Edward Elric?" A deep, booming, obnoxiously cheerful voice sent the verbal attacks (and the dialog-heavy fanfic) to a big, screeching halt.
Wide-eyed and startled out of their heated argument, the two testosterone junkies turned to see who'd interrupted them.
To put it all in a nutshell, the newcomer had no shirt on and looked like a cross between Mr. Clean and Arnold Schwarzenegger. There was one blond curl sitting atop his shiny scalp. He also had a thick mustache and several pink sparklies floating around his head. (Don't ask.)
There was another person, too; a teenage girl with blond hair and flashing blue eyes. Flip-flops, cargo pants, greasy mechanic's gloves...it was obvious she didn't really care what she wore as long as it was comfortable and good for getting messy in.
"Edward, you idiot!" she yelled, brandishing a wrench in one hot-tempered fist. "If you go and start fighting and wreck your automail again, so help me, I will give you another concussion!!"
Edward E. slapped a palm to his face and groaned, "Why them, of all people? Well, I guess I should be glad that jerk of a colonel didn't show up, too..."
Edward C. just blinked and stared at them in confusion. "Uhh...who are you?"
"Who am I?" boomed the Mr. Clean/Arnold Schwarzenegger/shirtless person, stumping towards them with earth-shaking footsteps like a big, friendly elephant. "I am Alex Louis Armstrong, the Strong Arm Alchemist!" He stopped in front of the baffled vampire (who now looked like a shrimp), struck a pose and happily flexed his bulging muscles one or two times for good measure. The number of pink sparkles increased.
Edward C. shook his head, took another look at the man and promptly freaked out. (Remember how prone he is to bipolar-type mood swings? Uh-huh.)
"Y-y-w-h-hey!" he spluttered, pointing a shaking finger at Armstrong. "Y-you have sparkles! And a godlike figure! That's MY thing! You stole my shtick!!"
"Hoho! Don't be so sure!" Armstrong bent down to meet Edward C's crazed eyes and pointed a large finger right at his nose. "Having sparkles and a godlike figure was my shtick before you even EXISTED, lover-boy..."
"Hey Ed?" The girl pulled off her gloves and came up to Edward E. (who still looked far from thrilled), stopping at his side to throw a skeptical glance at the other Edward (who was still freaking out about the massive, sparkly bodybuilder).
"Who's that guy? He kinda creeps me out."
"You don't wanna know, Winry," he sighed. "You don't wanna know..."
~ The End ~
Is Tht The Whole Book?
No, its fanfiction *evil laughter*
..fan fiction!! google it!! lolz
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oh sorry...i didnt see that u posted before me lol
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Stop Ur Confusion Is Confusing Mii
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idk, just tagging along :D lolso wats up
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message 1: by Joey, I AM A NINJA! OH YEAH!, I am stilll a ninja so BACK OFF BUSTER!
Mar 20, 2010 05:24PM
2934880 Who reads full metal alchemist?!
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message 2: by Devan, The person who loves manga
Mar 20, 2010 05:30PM
730096 I like the manga better, probably because I read it first and then watched the show. I also liked the person who played Pride too, the kid in the first anime was just so needy.
Oh and one more last thing.
HUGHES!!!
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message 3: by ♥♥♥Tiffani♥M&Ms♥♥♥, ♥Laugh Ur Heart Out♥
Mar 20, 2010 06:32PM
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message 4: by ♥mixz_elric♥ , Manga Freak ;)
3 hours, 21 min ago
2924465 AGH!! I LOOOVOE FMA!! Its one of my faaaaaaves to read!!!! I changed my name for it too :) lol. Im re-reding it again, even though its still on going ;)
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message 5: by ♥mixz_elric♥ , Manga Freak ;)
3 hours, 11 min ago
2924465 Im on Team Elric!! Haha,, i was bored....
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
This goes out to all of you who are Team Edward - as in the REAL Edward! *wink* The knight in shining automail - our awesome, butt-kicking, short-ranting Ed - was around long before sparkly people began invading Stephanie Meyer's dreams. This is also something that anyone who's familiar with both FMA and Twilight can enjoy. Whether you be Twi-hard or Twi-hater...if you know both Edwards, you should like this. ;-)
Without further ado, I give you...
Edward vs. Edward
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other.
One was short (but don't tell him that!), had long blond hair pulled back in a braid and wore a striking red overcoat. The other was tall, bronze-haired and wore a T-shirt with "I'm 2 sexy 4 my sparklz" printed on the front. The only traits they had in common were their genders, golden eyes, first names and the utter shock of meeting each other. Both gasped dramatically, pointed a finger at the other and yelled,
"IT'S EDWARD ELRIC!"
"IT'S EDWARD CULLEN!"
After shouting the obvious truth to the world (hey, this is the realm of fan fiction! Of course they'd recognize each other right away!), the two Edwards stood in stunned silence and scrutinized each other carefully.
Wow, he really IS as short as I've heard he is... Edward Cullen mused, scratching his pale, glistening, perfectly-sculpted chin. (Fangirls across the globe instantly went into cardiac arrest.)
Edward Elric simply gulped. He's ...tall.
After another minute or two of uncomfortable silence and sneaking peripheral glances at each other, at the same moment, one thought flashed through their minds:
I bet he thinks he's the better Edward.
And then:
Hehe. We'll just have to find out then, won't we?
Evil smirks spread across their faces. This could be fun.
They turned to each other, fake grins barely hiding the glint in their eyes.
"Hey there."
"Hey."
Edward Cullen casually smoothed back his hair and flashed a smile. (And in hospitals around the world, thousands of defibrillators were needed for the fangirls I mentioned earlier.) "Dude, I'm a vampire."
Edward Elric snickered. "Yeah, without fangs..." he muttered under his breath.
"What was that?" asked the fangless vampire.
"Er, I said I'm an alchemist prodigy!" The teenager's face transformed back into a picture of innocence, complete with a halo and a bright grin. Edward C. raised his eyebrows in suspicion, but soon shrugged it off and graced the universe with another charmingly crooked smile...one that was just a bit smug, if you squinted hard. (And I won't bother mentioning what happened to all the fangirls this time.)
"Hey, do you have a car? 'Cause, like, I have one. It's a Volvo. And it's almost as shiny as I am."
"Pfft. Who needs a Volvo to go places when you got legs?" Edward E. shot him a smile that was twice as smug and reached down to wipe a bit of dirt off one of his well-worn boots in not-so-subtle emphasis; then he straightened and looked his rival full in the face, one eyebrow raised.
Edward C. narrowed his eyes.
This was war.
Before long, the smart remarks were flying back and forth, thick and fast as gunfire.
"I have superpoers, telepathy and hawtness."
"I have brains, alchemy, mad fighting skills and a personality."
"I have golden eyes and a godlike figure and..."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, HOLD IT. There's only ONE Edward around here who's allowed to have golden eyes and that's ME."
"Says who?"
"Says the Edward who had them first, that's who."
"Well, I bet you don't have cold, hard, pale-white skin that sparkles in the sun."
"Nope. Who needs sparkles when I've got automail?"
"I'm practically perfect in every way."
"I don't NEED to be perfect for people to like me. OR fall in love with me."
"I've got the most beautiful, perfect, delicious girl in the world. I live for her; she's like my own personal brand of heroine..."
"Wow, that's disturbing."
"...and her name is Bella Swan."
"Heh, really? I thought her name was Mary Sue."
"Grrrrr..."
"And anyway, I've got a hot mechanic named Winry who could kick her whiny butt ANY day...with nothing but a wrench!"
"At least I know how to woo a woman."
"At least I know the difference between love and unhealthy obsession."
"Oh yeah? Well I'm emo and angsty and have a tortured soul."
"Well I'm emo and angsty and have a tortured soul for a REASON."
"Pfft. You're just a dumb anime character..."
"Well you're just a fake vampire - no, strike that. You're a carnivorous disco ball."
"Well I'm invincible!"
"I'm somewhat realistic!"
"I sparkle!"
"I do short rants!"
Have U Evr Tried To add Urself as a Friend
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It Doesnt Work For Mii...:(
Wat was that all about?? lol
Sure why Noti luv Rping its Fun in The School Rp
Like Major Rp Freak Though
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Back at FullMetal Alchemist, I was a fan of it in it's first two years, lost interest, went back off and on, finished the original anime, and watched watched the movie two years after finishing that version. Kept reading the manga...until Havoc's legs got broken and then the store I was reading them at skipped a few volumes, so I gave up on that. And now I see no true point in watching Fullmetal Alchemist Botherhood...
That isn't really my whole FMA story but if I dig too deep we'd be here was hours just typing away...like how I used to be an Edward Elric fan(unfortunely) and the journey to where I am now as an not main character fan. YAY! Screw the main characters!
that was an awesome fan fiction i love it! FMA is so cool! i was crushed when hughes died. i love envy!!
Tetsu ~And Don't Call Me Puddin'~ wrote: "RPing is a dead sport in my opinion...it died along with a free other things that used to be fun, like...hm...Shipping anime couples you just know will never work out.Back at FullMetal Alchemis..."
Uh...how is that unfortunate!?!?!?!? Edward Elric is AWESOME!!!!
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i like ed alot but Al is really sweet.
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