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Apr 10, 2010 01:10PM
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*runs* NO DANCING FOR ME, THANK YOU VERY MUTCH!
wait, i want to do glitterfy.com really quick
ok, whats 6-8 inches and leaves white stuff in your mouth?
*Maria*the cat spirit* wrote: "ok, whats 6-8 inches and leaves white stuff in your mouth?"Heehee. I dunno... *innocent look*
Sandy wrote: "Tube of toothpaste?"
OH! so close!!!
OH! so close!!!
lol everytime they do random jokesthis time i got a joke called: Orange... A Sad Story
wth? lol
Sunday morning services were going very smoothly when suddenly a flash of light and smoke appeared in front of the pulpit followed by a large “BOOM”. When the smoke cleared, the astonished congregation saw a red figure complete with horns, pitchfork and tail.Immediately, panic set in. People crowded through the doors, trampling each other in their rush to get away. Satan watched the retreat with great glee, but his mood was disturbed by the sight of one man still lounging comfortably in his pew.
“Do you not know who I am?”, Satan thundered.
The man’s reply was nonchalant, “Sure I do.”
Satan was puzzled. “Do you not fear me?”
“Nope.”
“Why not?”
The man snorted, “What for? I’ve been married to your sister for 35 years!”
