Carnivorous Plants discussion

My plant is dying! AAAAAAHHH!
Now, do you expect me to listen to you scream? I hope not, because I won't unless you first provide me any information you can about where you got the plant, where you are growing it (inside, outside, full sun, part sun, shade - ouch, you aren't growing them in shade, are you?) and anything else...then you can scream.
AAAAAAHHHH!
:)

I need you to help me with my plant. It got bitten by a genetically-altered spider, and now it's roaming the streets of NY City fighting crime! IT WON'T COME HOME TO ME!!!

OK, so I heard you scream.
Unfortunatly, I cannot do anything about this except declare an international state of emergency, and that would be a little bit off the topic, so I will stand by and watch as entire civilizations are destroyed before by eyes.
Where have you heard of spiders biting plants? I have never heard of that.... :)

I never heard of plant-biting spiders, but apparently they exist!
That ol' fly trap is attacking kids on the street and stealing their lunch money. No, I suppose it is not an international emergency. It's all good fun.

Good, because I have just released my 8-foot-tall venus fly trap on the world...in Times Square!
And now I announce my latest project...fusing sundews, flytraps, and pitcher plants into one horrendous killer plant....I'll make it big too!
:)

This is getting rather off the topic...does anyone have a question about growing these plants?

Haha yeah, how do you make them grow into obedient plants who don't run away? Lol jk nevermind!

Nevermind then! :)