Awsome Clean Good Jokes discussion

Ok so I am so excited I sent one of my jokes to the hightlights and if you see Charisa Baker CO then thats me .But any way my joke.

Charisa what kind of tables do people eat ?
Cailynn Idon't know.
Charisa Vegtables

Do you get it ?

I GET IT!!!!!! lolololololololololololol thats awesome

I am so exceited.I'm going to be in the Highlights Magazine.

This might seem rude to some of you, but it's my mom's favorite joke:

There's an American, a Chinese, and a French person. Each of them went out to lunch with their wife. So all 6 of the adults ate lunch and the American said to his wife "Please pass the sugar, Sugar" (surgar as in he's calling his wife "Sugar")

Then the Chinese said "Oh I can't be beaten by an American" so he says to his wife "Please pass the honey, Honey"

Then the French man said "I can't be beaten" so he said to his wife "Please pass the tea, bag"

It may seem mean, but it makes me crack up laughing!!! Hahahhahahahaha!

Ok so I love this joke !!
So there was this guy siting at a table and and he was really badley sun burned .And his friend that he was swiming with at the ocean came in and he was all sun burned and really hurting and he put his hand of the other guys shoulder and said I feel your pain .Do you get it it is halerios .

haha that's really good!

I know to tell you the truth I cam up with it do you think it is a keeper.

It's kind of predictable, but it gets a good laugh. I think there was a joke similar to that one, but I can't remember it.... I say keep it. You never know what you'll get credit for! :)

Well you know what that really happened to me and my brother.We forgot to renew out sun screen and we were at the beach and that makes it worse.So future refrences make sure you renew your sunscreen at the beach.

Camilla wrote: "This might seem rude to some of you, but it's my mom's favorite joke:

There's an American, a Chinese, and a French person. Each of them went out to lunch with their wife. So all 6 of the adults ..."

I don't find it rude , I find it funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!