MOD HEAVEN discussion

So, what would you do for a cookie? One person will give a situation and the other will say what they would do to get the cookie.

Ex:

Person 1: There's a cookie on the top of the Empire State Building.

Person 2: I'd get my jetpacks and fly up there and grab the cookie.

There's a cookie on a lone island in the middle of the Pacific ocean.


And so on . . .

There's a cookie in the middle of a lion's cage, and the lion hasn't eaten for three weeks.

I'd feed it something through the bars as far away from the cooking as possible, and sneak in for the cookie while he's eating.

There's a cookie on the top of a REALLY tall tree, and the branches are totally un-climb-able (meaning you can't climb the tree)

Then I'll just get my SUPER tall body guard to reach up and ge them for me.

OMIGAWD! There's a cookie suspended from a sting in the middle of a volcano!!

(whats it hanging from?) I'd get one of those hand claw thingys and grab the cookie!

There's a cookie on the floor in a public restroom at an airport. (would you dare to eat it?)

I leave it there.

There's a cooking inside of a glass case with the highest form of security POSSIBLE.

I break the case, grab the cookie, and run, leaving my army of minions to defend me.

There is a cookie in some fat guy's pocket.

I tell them their best friend Talia is waiting for them somewhere, and they go off to meet her while I enjoy the cookie

There's a cookie in a metal box at the very bottom of the ocean, way to deep to swim.

i leave it be.

there is a digital cookie hidden in this message.

i call the bomb squad. They defuse the bomb and give me the cookie.

There is no cookie because i ate them all.

I'd cry and then make my own homemade cookies

There's a cookie in my stomach

I'd put garlic around my neck and go find the cookie!

There's a cookie under the sea, guarded by a shark.

((yepp! and penguins))

I'm feeling nice and split the cookie in half with you

There's a cookie the size of California!!!!!

i start eating it at one end the rest of u start from where ever u are, and we'll meet at the center :P

There's a cookie in Peeta Mellark's bakery shop :D

(((OMG ur a Gale fan?!! ur my new friend :D))))

I'll find it and give it to Haymitch and steal all his booze from him, just so he stops with the drinking, he's gonna kill himself!! ((luv him))

Robert Pattison is eating a cookie :S ((nasty image))

((Yay Gale!!! <3))

I kill Rob and throw a party with many cookies

There's a cookie in Snape's office (Harry Potter)

i'll wear the cloak of invisibility and steal it from his office :D

who cares about the cookie, i'll just find Bella and kill her :S (which should be the easiest thing ever, cause she's so blahh..)

There's a cookie in the fire place burning!!

i'll get an attractive male lifeguard to save it for me and then i'll disappear to eat my cookie (haha that sounds retarded, but that's just me, just ignore it)

there's a cookie squished flat on the ground!!

I would turn into an alien and go floating around until I reach it.

There's a cookie in the middle of a tub of acid.

Color everything that is not the Waldo Cookie with red Sharpie, so the only thing left that is not red is the Waldo Cookie. And boy, how I will rejoice upon its finding.

There's a cookie in Dolores Umbridge's waistcoat pocket. And the waistcoat is in her study, which she is taking a nap in.

I'll go to Willie Wonka's factory, encrypt myself with his television particle thing, and then go find and eat the cookie.

There's an invisible cookie right over there.

I take the box to the sharpest point on Earth and drive it through the poky part, right through the outer casing and accidentally into the cookie. D:

There's a pierced cookie now.

i'll trick Bella in eating it :D

there's a cookie in my mouth

I'll feed it to the beggar kid that just walked up to us and gave us puppy eyes.

There's a cookie in the cave.

Um...I walk in there and take it. Have you seen the google photos? There's a mysterious trianlge UFO. It's odd.

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There's a cookie floating in the middle of Loch Ness.

I steal another UFO, shoot down the UFO carrying the cookie and then grab the cookie as it falls from the wreckage.

There's a cookie plastered with band-aids.

I dunk it once more then eat it.

There's a cookie in church.

I wait till it's not drunk and then eat it.

There's a cookie fill with ice cream sitting in an oven, melting.

Then it must be an e-cookie. So I e-eat it. ;D

There's a cookie stalking me.

I catch the cookie and its other cookie friends in a net to eat. >:D

There's a cookie dying.

AHHH!!! I run for my life and then die when a piece of cookie shrapnel penetrates my heart. x__x I diededed.

There's a cookie about to be mowed over! Quick, save it!

I run over to the mower and make Hagrid step on it. :P

There's a cookie at the edge of the Eifell Tower just about to fall off.

I grab my shamazing jetpacks and rescue it. And eat it. >:D

There's a cookie about to be eaten by an alien!

I grab my bow and arrow and aim at the cookie so it hits the wall on the other side. Then I run over and eat it before the alien does.

There's a cookie that's about to be stepped on. Save it!

Okay! I save the cookie from being stepped on. :) (By smashing the person about to step on it with a rental snowplow...not exactly pacifist, but whatever.)

There's a cookie in a dryer with ball bearings, save it from being shredded to pieces!

I make a sumo wrestler sit on the machine which kills it, and I take the cookie out.

There's a cookie about to be eaten by your evil twin. Stop her!

I have no evil twin. *poof* Look, she was just imaginary! *eats cookie triumphantly*

Oh noes! There's a cookie about to take over the world!!! D:

I eat the cookie! Mwuhahahaha!

Oh no! Someone ate half of a cookie! Save it!

I eat the other half!!

There's a cookie in the ER.

I use CPR on it, then eat it. ^_^

There's a cookie in the toilet. -_-

I flush it down. Who's going to eat a cookie that was in the toilet, anyway?

There's a cookie being cannibalistic and eating another cookie.

I eat both cookies! Mwuhahahahahaha!

A cookie is eating itself!

AHH! I save it misery and gulp it down. Does it show? D: I'm eating so many! XDDD

A cookie is stuck in chains in a prison cell in Malaysia. Wherever that is.

I squeeze it through the cell bars.

A cookie tied up to a murderer.

I eat both. >:D

There's a cookie in a concentration camp enforced by the evil donuts.

I'd pick it up and clean it off.

There's a cookie in a dogs mouth.

Hmm, I'd save the dog, but not eat him. He's not a cookie.

There's a cookie in the middle of a swamp.

I'd go out in my rainboots and let it dry out before eating it!

There's a cookie sitting under the gas pedal of a car a person's about to get into.

I'd let them crush it.

There's a cookie at a party.

I let it party until it's too tired to scream when I eat it.

There's a cookie about to be dropped from the Empire State building! (I used this as an example earlier...heh.)

I break it out of jail and chuck it in a bin full of its twin cookies so the police can't find it!

There's a cookie being bullied by a bagel.