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The magic THING does THIS...
I'm new at this, but it looks like fun. I'll give it a go.Ear Tones was developed by Ben of Paranoia Inc. and it will tell you when the person your talking to is lying. The only problem is that it doesn't tell you what, exactly, the lie is.
Sylvia's Sensitive Spoons will bend themselves when in the presence of a magically adept person.
Naughty Knockers Bras will lift your breasts, emit pheromones and vibrate when a hot guy is nearby.
Your Yesterday's Windchime's will emit beautiful music to weave you into your past to be enchanted by your lost memories.(BTW Thoa, could you hook me up with some Naughty Knockers? :p)
Serendipitous Sand, when under the tires, will give any vehicle enough traction to get unstuck.
Kissable Eatable Nighties is a full course nutritious meal so he can be non-stop for 24 hours at sex.***Yes, Christine, I'm taking orders***
Thoa, what is is with you and those damn x's?Xander's Xanthium Powder will whatever ails you, at the small price of a toe for each dose.
Erotic Slitherlink Cuffs will mold your body into 101 sexual positions for fun filled sex.***Guess what boutique I'm opening. And I am taking orders, Christine***
***You're so good with those X's, you make the Ninja in me want to throw those X stars, Brainy. LOL***
*Actually, I think it's because an inordinate number of your answers end with "sex" LOL**That's not a bad thing, IMHO
Xerxes' Xenon Zoroastrians are fiercely loyal mercenaries who believe they have a sacred mission to illuminate the heathens by casting spells that create light so bright they incinerate their targets.
Super Sexy Sudsy Bubbles are your answer to an extremely erotic bathing experience. Caution to users: This luxuriously creamy bath tonic fills the air with lust and need so strongly you'll most certainly not want to bathe alone. Thoa- Put me down for one in Black and one in Red. :)
Erasable Fashionables is a clothing line for men and women that dissolves after 3 hours of wearing. Great for a guaranteed end of the date stripping.*Christine, you can be my Bubbles supplier.*
Brainycat wrote: "*Actually, I think it's because an inordinate number of your answers end with "sex" LOL**That's not a bad thing, IMHO
Xerxes' Xenon Zoroastrians are fiercely loyal mercenaries who believe they h..."
There's sex all over these! LOL
Gorgeous Goo just smear this cream anywhere and that area will simply be transformed into what you consider gorgeous. Comes in .0001 Oz. bottles for a price so high it's absurd. *Jason great minds think alike is all ;) Beside's how fun would life be without sex? Very dull.*
Daniel's Dastardly Daemons are expert avatars that will invisibly accompany you on dates, whispering hints to help you seem charming, confident and intriguing.
Girly Groin Lubricant will keep you wet and moist for multiple sessions.
I wasn't hating on it...lol. Just pointing it out.
*I'm gathering products for my boutique.*
*I'm volunteering to be product tester
Scent-sational Sexi Skin Serum. This Pheromone inducing serum is out of this world, literally. We milk the sap sacks of the Orgy-O Plants from a distant planet (we're unable to disclose the location for obvious reasons) This Serum will have you emitting such strong Pheromones you and the party your with will have nothing more on their mind than down and dirty any way you can get it sex. Caution: You'll want to be careful to only use this product in the company of the special someone or someone's your wanting to get attention from. It's very potent and use of this product in public can cause unsolicited attention.
*I'll be happy to test product too!
Naked Neon Nights will make your skin glow a variety of colors. You can combine colors by rubbing your bodies together for a fun play.***Hmm, besides "sex", I seem to use "play" a lot.***
*If you're doing it right, sex IS playful :)Yarrow's Yachts of Yesteryear pilot themselves, allowing you and up to 3 of your closest friends to enjoy the relaxation of sailing without any of the drudgery of steering, tacking, hoisting/lowering sails or navigation. Luxurious accommodations with all the amenities make this a very popular honeymoon trip.
Party Penis Particular molds itself to the perfect size to give you pleasure, vibrates and twists according to your needs, and has perfect friction. Guaranteed best orgasm experience!*This is going to be a big seller. I'm going to raise the price on this one.*
LOL, these are great! So, how many product testers are we needing? Can I throw my hat in the ring? :DEdifying Eatsies are delicious chocolate morsels, each with an entire book contained in it, so that as the chocolate, caramel, truffle, or whatever flavor you choose, oozes around your tongue and down your throat, you experience the events of the writing!
G-spot GPS will locate your G-spot no matter how obscure or lost. It will also stimulate it after location for your maximum pleasure.*Another big seller. High price on this one.*
*Zuzanna, you can also be a product tester.*
Erin's Eden is a private vacation spot where the weather is optimal for going nude, the food grows on trees, the ground is soft and the bugs don't bite. Also very popular with the honeymoon crowd.*Thoa, would that be a "GSPS"?
Dirty Deeds Diary, This very rare book has such strong magic properties that just reading one passage from it will ensure that anybody you lay your hands on will have the most exquisite sex of their life. For your hands will have a mind of their own and know exactly how to please that person in the way of their inner most erotic fantasies.*Thoa, I think this book will be a hit!*
*I'm trying to write that book LOLStan's Seedy Search is the name given to an amulet that acts as a directional transponder to lascivious, immoral and generally illegal activity in your vicinity. It glows red for sexual activity, blue for betting and gambling, green for drugs and alcohol, and yellow for fights.
Sinfully Suckable Snake syrup is made in association with Friendly's. It will turn the surface of your man's snake into your favorite dessert. One application of the syrup and a thought can turn his little man into a Jim Dandy, or an Ultimate Cookies 'n Cream. You can also create your own combinations such as coconut syrup topping with a cherry on top.
Petrovska's Pudenda Pudding is made in association with Sinfully Suckable Snake Syrup. It will turn your ladies quim into your favorite desert. One application of the pudding and a thought can turn her womanhood into a Jim Dandy, or an Ultimate Cookies'n Cream. You can also create your own combinations such as chocolate tiramisu topped with a cherry.
*LMAO!!! And you even pulled a Y on me! Here's a Y back.*Yardstick Yoke and Yank chain will control his yardstick to your specification. Hard, soft or just right. Hard for you, soft for the rival that just walked by.
LMAO! I read a couple of these posts on my Blackberry while at dinner in a restaurant tonight, and ... well, I instantly wanted dessert! :D
*It looks like nobody's taking the Y. I'll have to add another product.*Youthful Yapper will translate your speech to trendier patterns so you can have great conversations with the younger man or woman of your dreams.
"Cool" will take place of words like "gripping, intriguing or thought-provoking."
"Excellent" will replace words like "exceptional, magnificent, beautiful or exemplary".
"Hot" will replace any words that describes anything that is sexually exciting, appealing or incites lust or passion. And a handful more of youthful words that will describe anything you'd want to describe.
No more boring your less educated paramour when you feel this need to use your extensive vocabulary.
Yeti's eyes of destruction! These awesome eyes let the person wearing them destroy anything or anyone he/she chooses. Be warned once you replace them with your own eyes changes may incur that you might or might not like. By then it's to late. It helps to live somewhere cold!!!
The Demon Destruction Device is something every household needs. Who doesn't know the feeling of utterly annoyance when getting back home after a long day at work to find the house devastated by a horde of demons? The Demon Destruction Device will put an end to that - when activated it will take out every demon within a hundred yards around your house. You’ll never have to worry about a demon devastated house again. But that’s not everything there is to the Demon Destruction Device. Via upgrades you can customize it to your very personal needs, so that it doesn’t just dispatches demons, but all kinds of annoyances like lawyers, hobbits, marshals, unwelcome family members, the loud neighbour kids, superman, your daughter’s boyfriend, witches, salesmen, sharks, hurricanes, squirrels with laser guns and almost everything else thinkable of.
Fart Fabulous will convert your fart to romantic sounds. Instead of accidentally emitting a Pffttttttt sound while making love, you will play Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. Flowery aroma accessory for a small price.
E-Virus Attacker Tracker. Malicious virus defense software the traces malicious viruses back to the originator and worms its way to their Monitor. Activated once power is applied to their monitor to optimize close face range. The E-Virus Attacker Tracker will then blow their monitor to shards and implant electronic worms into the users face causing oozing painful infections, once healed releases the extended release worms in calculated repetitions.
Slim and scrumptious body suite takes pounds off like no bodies business. But once you get all heated up, it puts off a wounderful smell no one can turn away from. They will eat the suite right off of you and you will be fat again.
Ninefinger's Notoriously Nefarious Northern Noose Needs No Knotting Near Necks. Instead it immediately inflicts itself incurvating immobilized irritants, inescapably inducing irrefutable inanimateness.
Man, that's a lot of N's, Grant! You win the prize! LOL
Yay alliteration ;) Plus it was a nod to Joe Abercrombie :D Just saying.
Wow, you managed all that and nodded to Joe Abercrombie? I've got to put on my word brain cap. I had a period on Goodreads where I was playing word games. I've gone flaccid in that department lately with all the distractions. And I haven't had any major opponents, since my opponents became busy with life, too. *cough, Brainy* Okay, you are going to be one tough opponent, Grant.
SMH, I would have gotten lost somewhere.
Lol...I had to look up SMH :)
I saw some of Brainy's old posts and I think we'd get along ;) Lol...gone flaccid have you? Hilarious :) I didn't know we are going to be opponents but I think it'll be funny to see what you come up with ;)
I saw some of Brainy's old posts and I think we'd get along ;) Lol...gone flaccid have you? Hilarious :) I didn't know we are going to be opponents but I think it'll be funny to see what you come up with ;)
My sex boutique is always looking for innovative toys! My clients have been unhappy with my long vacation.
MrsJoseph, my sex boutique would be a good place to get lost at.
Example to get us started:
Eingard's Troubling Telephone will ring 7 seven times when one of your loved ones needs help, but it won't tell you which one.