Ranger's Apprentice discussion

Okay, here's how this works... YOU FOUND THE MAGICAL SODA MACHINE!!!

I insert a cow

AND YOU TELL ME WHAT COMES OUT OF THE SODA MACHINE

... if you say soda i will come after you!!! Anything can come out of the machine and you can put anything in the machine

And you get a bottle of water!

I insert a good book . . .

You get shredded paper!
I insert Twilight

((Ha ha xD))

And you get a pepperoni pizza.

I insert a highlighter . . .

((Ha ha xD))

And you get a pepperoni pizza.

I insert a highlighter . . .

And you get a live horse that you make billions off in racing! ( I'm nice LOL!)
I insert some of my little brother's poo!

((you get disgusted lol))
you get a lollipop
i insert a pickle

You get a blister on oyu head that looks like a gigatic pimple.
I insert my laptop

((eww))
you get a cat
i insert a cow

CAT! YAY!
You get a pink slip with a fine of 800$
I insert the cat

((yay cat))
you get a cucumber
i insert a smoothie

You get a note that says 'Are you a female or male?'
i insert a strawberry pineapple flavored pack of gum, and i mean the pack not the gum inside. the pack.

i get a note that says"female"
i insert a snickers bar

:D
You get a pice of dog crap thats been ground up with beef jerky and some unidentifiable green stuff. And then its magical and forces you to eat it! :D:D:D:D:D:D::DD:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D::D:d:D:D:D;D:D:D::D:D::D
I insert a :D

I get a O.o in return

I insert a o.e