MOD HEAVEN discussion

Um...so, there was a great want to kill Jacob in a roleplay, so here 'tis! You can make Edward fall in love with Mike and be gay too XD

((I CALLED JACOB!))

((Who wants to kill me?))

Renesme ran up to Bella.

Silver wrote: ""Oh, Bella... Jasper... Jasper broke up with me..." she said, grabbing Bella and sobbing into her shirt, wishing that vampires still had tears."

((Wait. Huh? Alice was going out with Jasper? o.O))

Abby wrote: "Renesme ran up to Bella."

Edward follows, giving his hair a flip. "Hey Bells, whatcha up to?"

(( :P ))

Jacob walked up, hot as always. "Hey, Alice. Heard about Jasper's freak accident. I didn't know he had that bad of an allergy to my awesomeness."

Edward overheard Bella talking to herself. "WHAAAT?!"

Renesme glared at Jacob.

((hi))

"Jacob may be rated PG-13, but I'm rated R," Edward said.

(( HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :P ))

"What's your problem, Bells?" Edward demanded, glancing nervously at the shirtless Jacob.

"You're sparkly too," Edward argued. "And the house is not boring, and you are not gangsta."

"Whatevah! I'm going to Mike's," Edward said, leaving the house.

Jacob looked at the insane Bella spray-painting the house. "HEY EDDIE! TELL MIKE HE OWES ME $20.33 FOR THAT LAST POKER GAME!" He threw Alice out of his arms and slapped Nessie on the butt. "Hey babe, how you doin'?"

Nessie glared at her mom.

((How must it be for Edward to forever be trapped in puberty? XD))

((Wow...XD))

"I CAN STILL HEAR YOU," Edward yelled from his stupid shiny Volvo.

Nessie smiled and kissed Jake very inappropriately.

((lol....))

((lol))

Jake kissed Nessie back. "You're the best kisser this generation has ever seen." He hoisted her body up around his back and wrapped her arms around his neck.

Jake waltzed up to Bella, keeping Nessie on his back. "Jealous much?"

"It's not molestation if he likes it." Jacob grabbed Bella forcefully and kissed her.

Jacob flung Nessie away and growled. He formed into a werewolf and ripped Bella apart, limb-by-limb.

Thus, the whiny girl named Isabella Swan, DIED! YAYS!

((NO! You have to let somebody else RP her. You cannot do it twice in a row!))

((I dunno... Pick another person.))

MYHAPPYMONSTER wrote: "Jacob flung Nessie away and growled. He formed into a werewolf and ripped Bella apart, limb-by-limb.

Thus, the bitch named Isabella Swan, DIED! YAYS!"

((Can you please edit out b*tch? There's a no swearing rule...))

((MOO HAWHAW! 'Cept you just said it again...))

Nessie smiled, her mom was dead. Now there was nobody to tell her what she could and couldn't do with Jake. She ran up and kissed Jacob.

"I'M BACK!!!" Edward yelled, skipping into the house. "Whoa...what just happened?"

(("Bella died," said the ghost of Bella solemnly. XD))

"Mommy died." Nessie said with a evil grin on her face.

Jacob pushed Nessie away. "EW! What do you think I am; a pedo?"

"CARLISLE!!!" Edward screamed at the top of his lungs.

((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHkPJ1...

OMG this is sooooo funny))

(( :D ISN'T IT! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT! ))

(( But my mom says I can't, so I'm going to get my friend to invite me. >:D ))

((I'm going! http://vampiressuckmovie.com http://iheartvampir.es ))

(("You're the Black Eyed Peas..." XD))

(("Anybody order some Chinese?"

"EDWARD! WE LOVE YOU! You're the best!"
"NO! JACOB'S THE BEST!"))

((XD I want to see that so bad!!!))

((AUGUST 18TH, BABY!))

(( AAAAHHHH I CAN'T WAIT! Now, that's four reasons I can't wait for August! :D

"Jacob, why did you just take off your shirt?"

"Because the contract says I have to every 10 minutes of screen time." *sprayspary* XD))

((^_^ "A... chihuahua?"))

(( lolz her head turns into a cheeseburger...))

((Jasper looked SO freaky!))

(( IKR? But Alice was just like I originally imagined her...actually, Alice is pretty hard to hate because she isn't pathetic in the books. :D

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"I've finally found someone as freaky as me."

*shot of Lady Gaga*

"Lady Gaga?!"

"Dude, freaky." ))