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message 1: by Nyghtmare (new)

Nyghtmare (VampiresSuckMovie.com)
IT's funny.


message 2: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
LOL I'll watch it tomorrow. :D

But yes... Vampires suck. That's what they do to keep themselves alive!! duh! :P


message 3: by Nyghtmare (new)

Nyghtmare Never thought of it that way.......hmmm......
It is an actuall spoof of Twilight.....I can''t wait for the Tards to find out...mwahaha


message 4: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
Hahahah lol! You can, if you want to. :D


message 5: by Keara (new)

Keara (kearachristine) I posted in on Facebook and almost everybody liked it and commented.

Then a few Twitards said that this movie was a fail.


message 6: by Nyghtmare (new)

Nyghtmare They can go @%#& Meyer.


message 7: by Nyghtmare (new)

Nyghtmare Yup


Every one bites the dust! *music is my sole* l n l i /a g o s (katlan15) i wont to c that movie SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad...


message 9: by Alice (new)

Alice (Crazyzebra) | 12 comments Probably the best Vmapire movie ever! lol it sure does kick stepheni meyers writing in the face.


Every one bites the dust! *music is my sole* l n l i /a g o s (katlan15) lmao! i hope it is not to horny... but it will enevidably b good if not great or amazing!


message 11: by Alice (new)

Alice (Crazyzebra) | 12 comments ya , cant wait to see it . LOL THE BLACK EYE PEAS ARE VAMPS . HOLY SHIZNETS! lol


message 13: by *Sklip* (new)

*Sklip*  (stalkerninja) I am going to see that, NO matter what...


message 14: by Alice (new)

Alice (Crazyzebra) | 12 comments ya , i'm going to send stepheni meyers the trailer and be like TAKE THAT !


message 15: by [deleted user] (new)

No chance, Crazyzebra (may I call you Zeb?). You have to get it through her bother *cough* brother first. He reads all her fanmail.


message 16: by *Sklip* (new)

*Sklip*  (stalkerninja) He does >.>


message 17: by Alice (new)

Alice (Crazyzebra) | 12 comments ya sure you can call me zeb , and awww man it would have been really funny to see what she said about the movie.


message 18: by Alice (new)

Alice (Crazyzebra) | 12 comments You can call me Zeb or Alice , either way floats my boat * boat sinks * HOLY CRAP!


message 19: by *Sklip* (new)

*Sklip*  (stalkerninja) o_O

Okeeeee.......


message 20: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments Yeah..... I agree with um.... StalkerGirl.

Your name is really long....


message 21: by *Sklip* (new)

*Sklip*  (stalkerninja) So many have said >:D


message 22: by Lilith (new)

Lilith | 8 comments THIS. LOOKS. AWESOME.


message 23: by *Sklip* (new)

*Sklip*  (stalkerninja) It's awesome already!!!


message 24: by Ravenclaw26 (new)

Ravenclaw26 | 105 comments HAHAHAHAHA! I watched it on mute and it was still awesome!


message 25: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments I think the part when the Jacob girl hits the Edward girl in the face with a shovel was hilarious!!


Goge (BARRONS) le Moning Maniac, MYHAPPYMONSTER wrote: "I posted in on Facebook and almost everybody liked it and commented.

Then a few Twitards said that this movie was a fail."



LMBO same thing with me. but a lot of pple i know are looking forwards to it. me too! the Chihuahua part: freakin hilarious! loved it;)


message 27: by Poindextεrr. (new)

Poindextεrr. (carpe_diem) | 13 comments I must see this awesomely awesome movie!! xD


Goge (BARRONS) le Moning Maniac, ♪Yue--book eater :3 wrote: "There were some that liked it though... And they were Twitards."

that's cool;]
cuz whatever its jux a movie but lolz it is pretty hilarious either way (whether u like twilight or not)


message 29: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments Ha... it's still funny the second time....


message 30: by Nyghtmare (new)

Nyghtmare I found it youtubing randomly. I just made it popular!


message 31: by I*rule*all (new)

I*rule*all  (iruleall) | 776 comments XD


message 32: by Izzy (new)

Izzy of Unapologetic Reviews (zelda_of_arel) I love it! We just watched it with my colleagues and we all loved it!


message 33: by Nyghtmare (new)

Nyghtmare I can't either......
I just started something. Stay tuned for Vampire Bill.......Oh, and my mom and my bro and I are doing a vampire hunting thing..........Deviantart........I am going to have some fun of my own. I am making the REAL Twilight covers. Stay tuned for that in my pictures.


message 34: by I*rule*all (new)

I*rule*all  (iruleall) | 776 comments That movie was AWSEOME.

That is all.


message 35: by Randi (new)

Randi (The Artist Formerly known as Guitar Chick) (guitarchick) Gosh I have to see this someday.


message 36: by I*rule*all (new)

I*rule*all  (iruleall) | 776 comments YES. YOU. DO.


message 37: by Vanessa (new)

Vanessa | 2 comments I may not be a fan of the other Scary Movie franchise movies but this one was hilarious, especially since I dislike Twilight!


message 38: by Izzy (new)

Izzy of Unapologetic Reviews (zelda_of_arel) I liked the movie on Facebook and they had an interesting question up:
What happens if you are turned into a Vampire when you’re fat? Do you automatically get an amazing body, or are you doomed to an eternity of Slim Fast O-negative?

So I just had to share my comment, because I thought you guys would like it:
In Twisuck, of course you instantly become gorgeous and wonderful and oh, sparkle. In good vampire stories you stay fat and may loose weight like any old human. You can gain weight as a vamp. Remember Angel from Buffy? It must have been all the pig's blood. High in calories and fat. Should have gone on a Stephanie Meyer diet. Not much substance there.


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