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100 Ways to get thrown out of McDonalds
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Jul 16, 2010 04:51PM
Its the same as "100 reasons to get kicked out of Wal-Mart."
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1) Pretend to be an employee and go all "Bon Qui Qui on the customers.
Mockingjay wrote: "1) Pretend to be an employee and go all "Bon Qui Qui on the customers."lol
2) Eat 25 hamburgers and then throw up in front of everyone.
(hey that's what would happen if someone didn't have the stomach!)
jump on a table and start advertising for other fast-food places at the top of your lungs
argue about the sizes of the hamburgers
8) Dress up as a slutty female clown and say your Ronald McDonald's mistress.
10) Ask for a item that is not on the menu and when they say they don't have it scream "the customer is always right".
yay i'm so happy this is here11)yell at the person who asks you what you want and say "I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT I WANT TO EAT JUST GIVE IT TO ME!!"
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(I got that from a movie.)
15) Hide behind the soda thingy and whenever a person gets a caffeinated drink, yell: "Caffeine'll kill YA!"
16) Dress a formal attire complete with high heels and make up[girls:] or tux and tie[boys:] and act like you're the richest person in the world and you've never been to Mcdonalds. 17) Go to the middle of the room and stand beside Ronald Mcdonald. Then shout "Hey! This looks like my Uncle Ferdinand!! What did you do to him?"
Hahahahaha, both of those are great!
18) take off your clothes and dance with the manager
19) Dress like a vampire and order spaghetti. Eat sloppily so that the red sauce is all over your face and clothes.then go to the middle of the room and scare all the children there...
Then shout, "Hey! I'm a Vegetarian!!"
could you imagine Edward doing that?lol
20) Vault over the counter and start pushing all the buttons on the cash register.
21) Pump all the soap out in the bathroom and leave all the sinks running!
lol, this is fun ;)
21) Pump all the soap out in the bathroom and leave all the sinks running!
lol, this is fun ;)
22. Get a line doing the bunny hop singing Taco, Taco Bell. I wanna go to Taco Bell....
24) be prepared with a picture of a cute baby chicken. then when you hear a little kid ordering the chicken mcnuggets, go up to them and say, "excuse me, but this (pointing to the chick in the picture) is not a nugget." and explain to them what chicken nuggets are until they start crying.
25) dress up as the "burger king" and order one of mcdonalds burgers. then get everybody's attention and compare it to burger king's burgers. (advertising:)
26) During lunch time, force your way to the front of the line coughing and burping loudly.
27) When everybody's eating, go at the middle of the room and fart so loud!! When you got their attention, say, "Hey, that's a side effect for eating burgers! If I were you, I'd stop eating and go to the bathroom before this room stinks!!!"
28) Walk in when they open and stand next to the Ronald McDonald statue. Just stand there. All day. Pretend you're a statue and randomly scare little kids. When the employees ask you if you need help (OK, so this is in a perfect world) don't say anything.
29) ok so this is how my frend got kicked out... stand infront of the front door and set up tables that have flires on them that say what is acctually in the burgers and how much fat and calories they acctually have
Mockingjay wrote: "1) Pretend to be an employee and go all "Bon Qui Qui on the customers."lmao;)
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lol"
USERNAME THEIF!
Mockingjay wrote: "1) Pretend to be an employee and go all "Bon Qui Qui on the customers."lolll
30) get a tray and hit random ppl on the head with them :P
32. Go in with a construction crew and start demolishing everything.
33) Go into the playplace and show all the kids and their mothers how many germs there are in there.
subtly put crumbs on all the tables, then demand to talk to the manager to complain for like a jillion hours about the filthy place and how lazy the workers are and how much of a fail the whole company is!
walk in and say do you like McDonalds well its bad for you go to friendly's every day and that's how many calories would be in one meal at McDonalds(state how many calories you want to have btw friendly's is worse than McDonald's)
37) Stand at the door with the King costume on, greeting ppl as they come in and give out coupons for Burger King.
Funny stuff but some numbers were skipped like 9 and 12.
Mockingjay wrote: "I won't justify the way I live my life wrote: "Mockingjay wrote: "1) Pretend to be an employee and go all "Bon Qui Qui on the customers."
lol"
USERNAME THEIF!"
GASP!!!!! How long has your name been MOCKINGJAY????
lol"
USERNAME THEIF!"
GASP!!!!! How long has your name been MOCKINGJAY????
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Well I'm not sure how long has yours?
Oh goodness....idk...um....about 3 months...maybe...Haha, I swear though that I have never seen you until a week or so ago. I did not steal ^.*
