Ranger's Apprentice Fans discussion

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you can look it up in quotes just type in ranger's apprentice and find you favorite quote...just copy and paste it

i must say that my personal fave quote is "If you think that is a good idea go ahead." Halt book one.

Haha that's good. I love halt and will. They are my fav characters.

ikr they are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome!

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! im actually writing a book about rangers apprentice!!!!

Sweet! How?

im just writing it in a notebook. im not going to publish it or anything its just for fun

Erak: "I'm the new Oberjarl."
Halt" "I knew it."
Erak: "You did?"
Halt: "Of course. You're big, mean and ugly and those seem to be the qualities Skandians value most."
Erak: "Is that how you Araluans speak to an Oberjarl?"
Halt: "No. that's how we speak to a friend. Come in and have a drink."

totaly gleek! wrote: "im just writing it in a notebook. im not going to publish it or anything its just for fun"
kool!

U/t/k Ed wrote: "Erak: "I'm the new Oberjarl."
Halt" "I knew it."
Erak: "You did?"
Halt: "Of course. You're big, mean and ugly and those seem to be the qualities Skandians value most."
Erak: "Is that how you Aralua..."
LOL!

kk my fav iz when erak says " to **** with him i'm worried about my axe"

guys can someone tell me how to get a pic on my thing that says no picture.

Horace: hey i was just think..."
Will: That always a bad thing.

lol nice one "Well Halt" Horace says "You just dont strike me as... royal

Will: "Would you be stop making noise?"
Horace: "I sneezed. A person can't help it when they sneeze."
Will: "No, but you could try to make it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony."

{loosely paraphrased}

haha!!!!! i love will hes soooooo funny!

Tallerine7 wrote: "lol nice one "Well Halt" Horace says "You just dont strike me as... royal"

"Of course i'm not!"

omg! my favorite is when halt and horace are going after will and horaces asks halt"what did you say?"
halt: i said you were the order of the oakleaf. or maybe i said you were the order of the pancake"



hahahahahahahahahahaha!
and that halt called duncan a hatcha hatcha dancer!

Gundar in Book 10: "If it looks like a duck and it Quacks like and duck and it walks like a duck then it must be a duck."

Rangers apprentice book 11 alyss: say good grief again and I'll kick you." since that's what will was going to say, he said nothing

Halt: "Yes. A few weeks with people closer to his own age will do [Will] good. After all, folk do say I can be a little grim from time to time."

Gilan: "You, Halt? Grim? Who could say such a thing?"

Halt: "You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all."


Halt: "Not bad at all. Your shooting is definitely improving. With more practice -a lot more practice- you might even achieve mediocrity."


Will: "Oh, it's a case of they think I'll think that they'll do A, so they'll do B because I wouldn't think they'd think of that but then because I might think I know what they're thinking they'll do A after all because I wouldn't think they'd think that way.

Knight: "You, ma sewers, mah not croess ma brudge wuthut you pan meh a tribute"

Halt: Barbaric, isn't it? He said 'you, my sirs'-that's us, of course- 'may not cross my bridge without you pay me a tribute' "

I honestly love Halt ;D

Ephraim wrote: "kk my fav iz when erak says " to **** with him i'm worried about my axe""

That's not Erak, that's Gundar, or one of his men, maybe Nils Ropehander. Erak was still in Skandia.

my fave is

horace "i've been thinking."

halt "thats always a dangerous thing"

U|t|k Ed wrote: "Erak: "I'm the new Oberjarl."
Halt" "I knew it."
Erak: "You did?"
Halt: "Of course. You're big, mean and ugly and those seem to be the qualities Skandians value most."
Erak: "Is that how you Aralua..."

I love that one!!!!

Lacy wrote: "my fave is

horace "i've been thinking."

halt "thats always a dangerous thing""
Nice

“I wonder," she said. "Does this castle have a moat?"

Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?'
'He is making a joke, no,' Will said. 'But he likes to think he is making a joke, yes.”

'Do you ever,' the older Ranger said with great deliberation, 'manage to ask just one question at a time? Or does it always have to be multiple choice with you?'...
'Halt, I could be wrong, but I think you were just guilty of the same fault. I'm sure I heard you ask two questions just then.'

“Will raised both eyebrows. 'Well, you learn a new thing everyday,' he said reflectively.
'In your case, that's no exaggeration,' Halt said, completely straight-faced.”

"I always suspected that warriors are crazy. Now I know.” (George)

"It means 'pardon me,'" Alyss replied, but then a shadow of doubt crossed her face. "At least, I hope it does. Maybe I'm saying 'you have the manners of a fat, rancid sow.”

“You're an apprentice, you're not ready to think yet."