All Games, Nothing Else discussion

If I were ... ?
What would you do/say to me?

Example:
1st person: If I were a bunch of balloons?
2nd person: I would set you loose in the sky.
If I were a pair of old shoes?
3rd person: I'd throw you out.
If I was a nurse?

I'd ask you to be gentle.
If I were a police officer?

I would slow down and drive really safely by.

If I were a spider?

I'd seriously consider killing you.
If I were a stale piece of bread?

I'd throw you out to the birds to eat.

If I was crushed ice?

I would make a nice smoothie out of you.
If I were a piece of blank paper?

I would make book title notes on you.

If I were a mystery book?

I'd read you in the dark, with a flashlight, next to a fireplace, under the covers, with the A/C on!

If I were leaves from a tree

I would blow you away with my leaf-blower.
If I was a cheesy piece of pizza?

I'd warm you up in the microwave and feed you to my son

If i were a train

I would ride you widout a ticket and go away on a holiday.
If I was a scratched old CD?

I'd use it as an excuse to go shopping and buy a replacement!

If I was a a signed, blank check on the ground?

I'd see how much your owner had in the bank! (not really!)

If I were a wing?

I would use you to fly high...

If I were a rock?

I'd see if there were anyone living under you. lol
If I were a clock?

I would snooze you so I could sleep a little longer...

If I were a mosquito?

I would be swatting at you!

If I was the color blue?

I would cover my walls with you! :)

If I were a nut?

I would probably spit you out. Haha! I dont like too many kinds of nuts. :)

If I was a globe (of Earth)?

I would spend time showing my kids where all the countries are that I hope we visit some day.

If I were a diamond?

I would sparkle on your finger.

If I were a kitten?

I'd cuddle with you while reading.

If I were a beach ball?

I'd bounce you off my head!

If I were a piece of fabric?

I'd sew you together.

If I were a rock at the bottom of the ocean?

I'd probably step on you and curse about it.



If i were a phone?

I'd be frustrated trying to figure out why there are so many apps and what I could possibly user them for.

If I were an eagle?

I'd photograph you and edit american flags behind you in the photoshop.

If i were a zombie?

I'd scream and pray.

If I was a Dragon. (That would awesome...)

I'd hop on you and hope to god that you fly me around rather than breath me to ash.

If i were a calculator?

I'd use in Math class.

If I were a jar of cookies?

I'd reach inside you for a treat.

If i were a tree?

I would try to climb you.......then fall:)

If I were a goldfish?

I'd feed you for a week,get bored,forget to then i'd let you die accidently.



If i were a pair of scissors?

I'd have so much fun cutting pretty things, coupons, cut paper, etc.

If I were a seed?

I would plant you at my school and name you something for some odd reason:3

If I were a waffle?

I smother you with butter and syrup and eat you with a cup of coffee.

If I were a cupcake?

I'd eat you up.

If were a bowl of Peanut Butter-Chocolate, Chocolate Chip Ice Cream?

I would put you in the freezer.

If I were a pigeon tapping on your window?

I'd want to be quiet.

If I were a Sour Pickle?