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So, for this a person will write a few sentences and we'll take turns and write/add more sentences to the story. The goal is to have fun and see what crazy thing happens in the end. Make sure to make it appropiate!:) Any questions? Post it or message me!

Once upon a time, there was a hedgehog named...

...Mr. Gopher. People always thought he was a gopher, which made him really mad. So to show them he was a hedgehog he...

...decided to create a super atomic encyclopedia of hedgehog facts.

But his girlfriend told him that that was lame, so Mr. Gopher decided to create a new barbecue sauce. It was called...

The Barbeque Sauce. His girlfriend nagged him about not being creative, but she helped him sell it nonetheless. Things were going well until one day...

a pickle named Henry decided he was astonished beyond all measure that there were no cucumbers(his evil cousins) to go with The Barbecue Sauce!

Then Mr. Gopher's girlfriend admitted that she loved the encyclopedia idea, so Mr. Gopher decided to make an encyclopedia about hedgehogs AND made Barbecue sauce!
But one day, Mr. Gopher's mother called to tell Mr. Gopher what she thought of his collection of encyclopedias and his barbecue sauce brand. She said...

that he should go to the Name guru on Krakatoa Island, on Mount Fish-dizzazle-ichstein to...

find a decent name for the encyclopedia. Unfortunately, the Name Guru was on vacation. So Mr. Gopher went to visit the Krakatoa volcano. Then it erupted. Mr. Gopher managed to escape in time by fashioning a paraglider out of his turquoise windbreaker. He landed just outside of...

a farm of ostriches. Mr. Gopher gasped at the large birds he has never seen before. Are they emus?

no silly! the ostrich farmer laughed at Mr. Gopher then said, boy, you sure are a funny looking hedgehog. Mr. Gopher was overjoyed, and said...

"FINALLY! Someone who knows me and understands me!"

The ostrich farmer smiled.

The ostrich farmer said, "Do you want to ride an ostrich? Or an emu?"

Mr. Gopher excitedly nodded,"I must ride an emu, or else my great-grandma's aunt's cousin's nephew's daughter's friend would make fun of me if I refused your offer."

The ostrich farmer smiled again, "My name is Ostiricho. Welcome to my emu-riding business."

"How did you get into the emu riding business Ostiricho?" Mr. Gopher questioned.
"Funny story.."

"Well, let's say my uncle's wife's mother's granddaughter-twice-removed's husband's stepgrandfather had some interesting connections."

"Oh," Mr. Gopher said while processing the flurry of confusing relatives. As Mr. Gopher sat on top of the emu, he looked at the horizon and saw a lion leaping towards them.

The lion started running. Its big feet pounding the grass.

"I want to eat the gopher and the ostrich man!" it roared as it leaped and almost tackled them.

Mr. Gopher screamed like a little girl and hopped away on his pogo stick.

"I'm NOT a gopher" Mr. Gopher screams as he careens around a tree.

Ostiricho looked around. "This is not good." He....................................

also screamed like a girl. But instead of running away, he charged at the lion. The lion...........

screamed too. Ostiricho ran up to the lion and hugged him. The lion hugged Ostiricho back.

Mr. Gopher was really confused. "But-b-but, I th-thought that it would eat us for sure!"

"No, we've been besties since we were cubs and little ostirichos!" Ostiricho explained.

"Uh, ok." Mr. Gopher said timidly. "H-h-h-hi." He gave a tentative wave.

Lion smiled at him, not very thoughtfully showing all of his huge canines.

Mr. Gopher squeaked, then turned tail and ran, trying to think of how to get to the Name Guru. Then.....

Ostiricho said, "Why not stay for dinner?"

"Um, ok, as long I'm not the dinner." Mr. Gopher said as he......

smoothed back his quills. Lion smiled. "I'm glad you're coming!"

Mr. Gopher giggled nervously. "O-okay, if you insist."

"Yay!" Ostiricho clapped happily.

The lion purred then leaped his way to Ostiricho's house.

Ostiricho turned to Mr. Gopher, "Do you want to drink anything?"

"Yes, yes, I would like a super-awesome-fizzle-sizzle-deluxe-soda in a bottle!" Mr. Gopher said excitedly.

The lion nodded happily. "That sounds super-ummy!"

Ostiricho smiled. "Okay then! You want that too Lion?"

Lion grinned. "Chyah."

"Okely-dokely!" Ostiricho said.
But then all of a sudden the house began to shake furiously!

"IS THIS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?!" Mr. Gopher yelled over the noise.

"NO!" shouted Ostiricho. "I think that is my pet...............

Toothless!" The dragon peeked out from behind the house. He had been jump-roping.

(YOU 'borrowed' that from How to Train Your Dragon?!)
Mr. Gopher yelped in surprise and hid under the table.

((chyah!))

Ostiricho smiled at his Night Fury.

(Night Fury? Whazzat? Toothless is supposed to be something less threatening!)

Toothless grinned back and resumed his jumping.