YA Must-Reads discussion

Basically the title says what to do: finish the sentence. Each person can add on and we can make a group story! =^D

There once was a frog who wanted to see the world...

...he went to Paris and ended up as frog legs.

The costumer who ate the frogs legs rubbed his stomach, giving a giant belch that...

made the whole place jump 5ft in the air.

when the place landed back on the ground all the costurmers fell out of their seat and......

...into black sticky goop!

The goop came to life with...

a pair of shoes, suddenly with the urge to race edward cullen!

Edward Cullen agreed to the race most reluctantly...

then ate Bella Swan, thus ending the Twilight Saga!

the goop watched this from a distance, now inspired to get on with life by...

terrorizing the locals in the nearby town...

the people made houses out of books...becase that's the only way for the inhabitants of the town to be safe...

... from people who are illiterate.

However, the goop was smart enough to penetrate said houses but...

... the book people had put down a special kind of dust around the houses that Mr. Goop could not cross. This, thought the Goop, is just what I wanted! So the goop ...

...got the illerate people together to burn the book house. However, the book people had another trick up their sleeves...

...and in front of Mr. Goop appeared Mrs. Goop. Goop knew her, oh he did, memories from their time together rushed back leaving him...

Mr. Goop forgot the book people...and followed Mrs. Goop to the Super Dark Forest.

HOWEVER, Mrs. Goop had become quite the cunning, deceitful thing, over her years apart from Mr. Goop, so in the Super Dark Forest...

Mrs. Goop lead Mr. Goop to the Cave of Evil.

In this cave.. yellow eyes glowed, as Mr. Goop peered this way and that, with a racing heart..

...He knew what was waiting for the two of them at the back of this cave of evil. Could she tell? Mr. Goop thought as they made their way in. Suddenly, ...

A blinding light cascaded briskly towards them. They both stopped short, a surprise unknown to the both of them, their hearts in their throats, only to see...

Lord Goop. The strongest of all the goops, but had been known to abuse his powers.

Lord goop let out a low growl, then said in his raspy voice "...

...I have come to steal candy from babies!"

And they better be choclate candies,he said with the voice so coarse that mr. and mrs. Goop shuddred......

Or else I will eat the babies! Mr. And mrs. Goop shuddered once again. They turned, about to run, when...

...A child passed by, licking his chocolate lollipop, but when he stopped to see all of the goops...

He yelled "mommy save me from the boogie monsters!!!!!" when the childs mother came running...

Sh slipped in a tub of crisco! Alas, this was not good for...

His health beacaus this child was a little chubby and
loved butter so...