TWILIGHT HATERS! discussion

Basically write about how you see Twilight! You can have as many insulting descriptions as you want!! (Terms and conditions apply. Joking.)

If you personified books, Harry Potter would be like, a guy model. A classic like Jane Eyre would be a sweet princess.
Twilight would be an ugly Frankenstein monster, made of little parts of other books patched together with a glue made of poor grammar and flamboyant adjectives.

THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING METAPHOR (wait...it wasn't really a metaphor...) EVER!!!!!!!!!

You genius! I knew it was there somewhere.... :P

God I'm slow today, I didn't realise this was a new discussion!!!

XD

Now everyone else describe Twilight and its crapiness!

Twilight is the worse piece of 'literature' ever produced by a known author. It is unworthy to be called a book.

Twilight just...makes me want to laugh at how sad the publishing business is these days. Any old person who can slap two words together and come up with a romance gets their book published. Of course, I simultaneously want to scream, rip my hair out, and pursue Meyer and other such authors with pitchforks.

Lupin IS awesome. :D It is sad he has to be even associated with Jacob and the smelly dogs of Twilight.

yeah totally! and in the movie (i have yet to see it, but a friend has) Lupin looks more like a wolf-man-thingy than an actual werewolf! it frustrates me so.

Twilight. Is. Turd.

no cussing now.

Turd ain't cussing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it is to me.

and Twilight is like:
T-torturous to read
W-wimpy
I-illiterate
L-life-less (as in: Bella, get a life!)
I-ikky
G-gross
H-humungously (pardon the language) crappy
T-terrible

there. poetry. (speaking of poetry you all need to join the group Authors Anonymous. we need more members!)

*Sigh* Ok, whatever. And, I like that.

Yay! :D

If Twilight were a cupcake, it would be one of those ones with disgusting yet somehow addicting icing. The cake part would look good, but it would be actually mixed with hairs and inedible objects that you might choke on and die. Overall, it looks like it was made by a three-year-old, so you try it just to be nice... and then throw up and/or die.

And that's my extremely deep metaphor.

XD

It would be a disgrace to all cupcakes.

Twilight offends everything.

DON'T DIS THE MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twilight doesn't even belong in this world! It's one dimensional, we're three!?

Very good, everyone.

If Twilight was a shoe, it would be an ugg (I don't personally like them, people). Trendy, but incredibly unstylish and crudely made.

That's awesome! I love these metaphors or similes (whatever you want to call them) that people are coming up with! XD

Twilight is like eating to much food. You think it's a good idea at first(or you even know it's a bad idea, but you just want to eat...or in this case read) until your head is in the toliet puking up everything you just ate.

goooooood one. i love eating.

me either pretty much. but i know IM not fat, but other people? not so sure.... i only weigh like 90 pounds so yeah... and let's just say, i'm somewhere between 8th grade and 11th grade. so i know im good.

Eating is good. I'm not fat, but I definetly am not skinny.

Back to descriptions of Twilight, huh?

Twilight is like shopping. You buy something thats trendy then go home, realise it's utterly useless and you've wasted time and money.

i haven't done that because im REALLY careful when it somes to shopping. try everything on! don't wear skinnys if a. you have super skinny legs already, or b. if you have skinny ankles and bigger thighs. it's just creepy. also my mum helps me make good decisions.

((Ooh, good one!))
Twilight is like a packet of chips/crisps/whatever you call them: all the ones which are intact are at the top, then you get to the bottom and they're all crushed and unedible.

ummmmmmm. does that mean like the first book is ok but they get successively worse?

Could be... GSGS?

No it means that when you first pick it up, you're like 'Ooh! Vampires!" and then the first page, you're like: "OK. Well I might be able to deal with this... maybe."
The whole story line gets progressively worst.

so you think that the later series of Warriors aren't as good? a friend of mine thinks so too, she said not to even read the last series, but i will.

((im talking about Twilight))

well, you said earlier they were similar. *shrug* oh well.

I never said that!! I haven't even read the blinking Warrior books!! I think you're getting a bit confused with a different discussion...

oh. maybe. sorrys! XD oooooh you're right! opps.

XD That;s OK.

zank you!

but back to the matter at hand:
Twilight is like my dog's poop. i have to hold my breath and deal with it!

Twilight is like getting a prank present. You see the shiny wrapping, and everyone's like: "it's a great present! You'll love it!' You open the present to find a great heap of yuckiness. You're really disappointed, and then angry when they make a freaking movie out of the heap of yuckiness.

Euh... not not A freaking movie, THREE freaking movies!!!!!!!!! Bloody hell.

YIIIIIIIIIIIKES guys! please! the group description said no swearing!!

Sorry ebonyplet!! The only swearing I do in real life is that so yeah (sorta but no bombs for me). It's cute when Ron Weasley uses it. XD

XD Blimey Hawee!!

Nice.

Miss Silvertongue wrote: "Euh... not not A freaking movie, THREE freaking movies!!!!!!!!! Bloody hell."

I read that as "bloody 'ell" in Ron's voice before I even saw the rest of the discussion. XD

And good metaphors, people!

Ebonypelt wrote: "me either pretty much. but i know IM not fat, but other people? not so sure.... i only weigh like 90 pounds so yeah... and let's just say, i'm somewhere between 8th grade and 11th grade. so i know ..."

I weigh more than most of my friends... then again, most of my friends are like a foot shorter than me and super skinny. So I'm good. XD

Well I'm about 40kg (I dont know if you use kg or what overseas - use a converter) which I think is underweight.

Grrr. *looks up* So, like 88 lbs. I think I'm 105 or something, which, considering my age and height, is the norm. :P