Axis Mundi X discussion

If you are out bicycling about on a sunny day in the North Bay, CA and happen upon a green Xterra parked on the shoulder of a private driveway, whose driver is currently on his cell phone talking to his mom... by all that is holy do not ride up to the lowered window and scream with all your might to "GET THE FUCK OF YOUR CELL, ASSHOLE". Most likely, you'll find yourself on the receiving end of some not so entertaining ass kicking - as did some aged hippy mo'fo' who thought himself judge and jury. And especially do not do so on a national holiday. ...just sayin'.

Thank you. If another aged hippy mo'fo' learned a lesson, I consider it a public service.

This experience brings to mind that words of an unknown sage, who once said:

“Some people (including aged hippy mo'fo's, of course) are like Slinkies....Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.”

Is that too harsh? Meh.

Heh heh...not too harsh at all. And perhaps "ass-kicking" is a bit of a stretch...but his expensive bike sure did get a whole lot more expensive - lol.

Sounds like the dude had a few screws loose. I don't think I would do that to anyone...ever. I might flip you off, if you were driving like an asshole because you were too busy talking on your cell, but that's about it.