Alice discussion

So... Ask questions about everything here.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If you have multiple personality disorder, and one tries to kill the other, is it murder or suicide?

Where does one acquire a decent unicycle in the San Francisco bay area?
And riding lessons?

What should you do if you're the only person in your class who can write a real sentence?

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is anyone else going to throw an end of the world party, or is it just me?

If I invite anyone to my 21st birthday party, you'll know where to go, right?

Why is God a god of love and goodness when he denies the existence of all other gods? Isn't that a bit "I'm better than you, nyah nyah ni nyah nyah!" ?

WHY!?!?!?!?!?!!?

Hasamiga arimasuka?

Should I use my book of forbidden knowledge to become a religious icon?

Should I dye my hair ginger?

Is anyone here a maniac?

Is anyone else a Mac person?

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I've got a question.

Are you well?!

Just wondering. You seem to have a lot of questions.

I've always had a lot of questions.

Hence "Why?"

Good point.

I'm sorry, I don't think I can answer most of them.

Aaaaand we go back to question 9.

Which one is that?

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I'm too lazy to count.

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Oh. That one.

I don't know why. Why not?

Because it would make a lot of things simpler.

Sorry. I can't really help.

I collect the tabs off of soda can lids. I just accidentally dropped one into an open can full of soda. How do I get it out?

Caitleen wrote: "If you have multiple personality disorder, and one tries to kill the other, is it murder or suicide?"

Murder. Definitely.

You don't. It can't get out. EVER. I've tried.

I got it out. I just kept drinking it. And I choked . . .

Excuse me for a moment:

*walks to another room*

*bursts out laughing*

~Twenty Minutes Later~

*walks back*

*clears throat*

What were we talking about?

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Why you take pleasure in my pain.

Sorry... It was funny's all...

. . . . No it wasn't. It hurt.

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Oh.

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So . . .

So...

How did the buggers know about Ender?!

What?

Hehehe...

Oh yeah... You haven't read that yet...

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Bringing up a point from Mists of Avalon, how come God is a god of love and stuff when he makes war on other gods by denying their existence?

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I'm not sure, actually.

Exactly my point. WTF?

No idea, Caitleen. No idea.

I really don't understand Christianity . . .

Neither do I.

. . . . That says a lot, coming from you . . . .

It does?

Yes. You go to Catholic school.

Yes... So? That doesn't mean I get it...

. . . But I thought they explained it or something?