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100 Ways to Annoy Your Sibling
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Oct 03, 2010 03:40PM
1. Keep yelling their name
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2. Say there name really slow-like until they go nuts and loose it. Ex. S-IIIIII-S-T-OOOOOOOO-RRRRR
It's really sister though. My sister used to do that. It's SOOO Annoying!
4. Tell them their favorite show is Dora The Explorer when they grew out of it 5 years ago.
6. Surrender to them and then, in the middle of the night, put a megaphone at their ear and screm into it, "I'LL NEVER SURRENEDER!" then laugh and run away.
10. pull a lame prank several times over
12. Bug them about what there name means...easy to do to me
16. Show them off to your BFF as a freak show
17. tell embarrassing stories about them to their friends
24. Sing an annoying song.*clears throat*
I'm Palbo the happy Unicorn
With a big fat smile and a rainbow horn
I pick pretty flowers all day long
And then I go and sing my song!
28. Crash their fun with their friend and make em cry.
29. put on a scary mask and freak the hell out of em wen they're asleep.
30. wake em up just wen they've fallen asleep and tell em they're late for school
31. start screaming and crying like they just hit you
32. Tell them your life story and imput how they ruined your life.
46. threaten to hug/kiss them in public
48. Make Oobie hand puppet and, in a jittery high voice, say "Oobie is stalking you."
(my sib wld b happy if I huggd em in public, lol, that wld b embarrassment for us!)
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i'd actually love that :P
51. Sing their least favorite song on earth
53. Turn the Boiler off while their showering.
^^ I know, believe me I
Know
my brother says there's nothing more invigorating than hearing me scream in the middle of the shower because the waters cold u_u *removing a false tear from my cheek* Shame on him!
hahaha, poor you *huides laugh behind cough*
54. This is a perfect one I tried at midnight this morning and it lasted 'til 6am. My 14-year-old sister suffers from coulrophobia (fear of clowns). So, I painted a clown face on myself at 10pm (she fell asleep at 9pm). It took an hour to paint and another to dry. At midnight, I grabbed a flashlight, woke her up. As soon as she opened her eyes, I directed the flashlight at my own face. She woke the whole street with her scream. Even when she realized it was me, she kept freaking out, and screamed and swore at me whenever I touched her. (And yes she did realize it was me, she looked at me and shouted my name.) She eventually started tearfully whispering about evil, death, pain, suffering, sexual assault, etc. and related it all to clowns. I tried to calm her down but she kept shouting at me to go back into the darkness where she couldn't see the evil. I put my hand on her shoulder when she pulled the blanket up, and she almost half-deafened me. She kept begging me not to kill her, and I kept shouting at her that I was her brother. I grabbed her by the sides and pulled her out of the bed and she flailed so wildly that she punched my cheek 3 times and kicked me in the nuts twice. It was hilariously cute, but getting annoying and I started to worry about her. I tried to hug her, but she bit my shoulder and jumped back into bed. She finally calmed down a tiny bit after a while of telling her that it was me, and I then wiped the makeup off with a towel. She started crying again, and hugged me really tight. I went to put the towel in the laundry, and she called out for me to not leave her. I returned to our bedroom empty-handed, and took her into my arms again, saying I would never leave. I told her to get some sleep, as I was drowsy from taking another 2 hours of wake. At about 6am, I woke her up from a nightmare involving the circus. We hugged for 5 minutes, and started our day. And here I am, 5 hours later, writing about it. Have fun with this one if you want, but be prepared to share a special moment with whoever you're trying it on. Our conversation was sweet and she was so cute, it was as if she loved me more than bacon. I shed tears as I type.
Aaron wrote: "54. This is a perfect one I tried at midnight this morning and it lasted 'til 6am. My 14-year-old sister suffers from coulrophobia (fear of clowns). So, I painted a clown face on myself at 10pm (sh..."Lol awwww
Jade wrote: "Lol awwww"I've also found one of my other sisters as well. My youngest one. Maybe I'll try it out on her too, because I know that she's afraid of both clowns AND the dark! Her reaction should be adorable.
55. Hold one of their prized possessions hostage. They will be your slave to get it back undamaged. I tried it with my youngest sister's special diamond. She was getting creepy so I shut her up by making a cracking sound. She asked what it was and I held up her little crystal. She got angry and tried to hit me but then when I dodged it I squeezed the diamond a little. (crack!) She burst into tears and told me to give it back. I told her to earn it back and she said just give it. (crack.. crack..) Immediately I heard "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'LL DO IT! I'LL BE YOUR SLAVE OR SOMETHING! Just don't hurt the sparkly stone any more!" then she hugged me and soaked my clothes with her tears. It was ultimate cuteness, what with the crying and begging for mercy.
56. Pelt them with jelly beans.
Cassie wrote: "56. Pelt them with jelly beans."Force-feeding? Disturbingly kinky.
57. Kiss them. My youngest sister has done this several times to me, and it really creeps me out. I got my revenge, though. On the lips.
Kelsie ♥ wrote: "5. Lick their foot (my sis did that to me once...annoyed the HECK outta me)"annoying as in arousingly creepy?
T-Rose wrote: "46. threaten to hug/kiss them in public"My youngest sister DOES kiss me, and BOTH my sisters hug me, but they don't in public. In fact, both my sisters are too scared to go outside.
58. Play incestuous pranks until they start to accidentally get stuck in the awkward part. Both my sisters did this to me for a few weeks (and still going now) and I've sometimes forgotten we were related as well. I've spanked them both (because as a big brother, I'm the closest thing they have to a father figure, given that our parents died before any of us were reunited) and even given the youngest some tongue-to-butt service as a forced apology for hitting her too hard when I was spanking her.
