Quotes discussion

Please say quote, who said it and which show it came from. If at all possible, say what episode/season it was.

YESSS! :D

*rolls eyes* Now that I've actually done it, can you quote some good movie quotes?

Get Smart
Agent 99: Oh, Max, how terrible.
Maxwell Smart: He desereved it, 99. He was a Kaos killer.
Agent 99: Sometimes I wonder if we're any better, Max.
Maxwell Smart: What are you talking about, 99? We have to shoot and kill and destroy. We represent everything that's wholesome and good in the world.

((Sorry. I love Get Smart, so you'll be hearing heaps of quotes from there))
Maxwell Smart: You can't do that, Chief. Hymie's my friend.
Chief: Your friend busted into my office, said he was going to kill me, smashed my desk to pieces, and almost strangled me with his bare hands!
Maxwell Smart: Well, I said he was my friend, not yours.

quotes from the show the big bang theory.

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Sheldon: I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

Penny: I give up. He's impossible!
Sheldon: I can't be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he's improbable'.

Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Leonard? *knock knock knock* Leonard? *knock knock knock* Leonard?
Leonard: *opens door* What Sheldon! What Sheldon! What Sheldon!
Sheldon: Tell me what you see here. (Holding his laptop.)
Leonard: The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?

Leonard: Why are you learning Chinese?
Sheldon: I believe the Szechuan Palace has been passing off orange chicken as tangerine chicken, and I intend to confront them.
Leonard: If I were you, I'd be more concerned about what they're passing off as chicken.

GSGS wrote: "*rolls eyes* Now that I've actually done it, can you quote some good movie quotes?"

You mean TV? XD And since I watched Project Runway yesterday...

Mondo: Stakes are high... I don't even like steak.
Christopher: That was deep, Mondo.

Reason #394 why Mondo should win. XD

WHATEVER.

GO MONDO.
Tin Gunn OWNS.
"Make it work!"
- Tim Gunn

Cody wrote: "quotes from the show the big bang theory.

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard ea..."

lmao I love BBT XD

And now for Lost quotes... XD

Sawyer: Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

Charlie: So... first plane crash?
Claire: What gave it away?
Charlie: Ah, you can always spot the newbies.

Charlie: They'll find us. They have satellites in space that can take pictures of your license plate.
Sayid: If only we were all wearing license plates.

Ana-Lucia: You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say? 
Sawyer: You first.

Kate: Do you really expect me to work in this dress?
Pickett: You can take it off if you like.
[Sawyer grins at Kate suggestively and Kate gives him a nasty look]
Sawyer: (to Pickett) How dare you!!

Kate: It's strange, huh?
Jack: What's that?
Kate: Being back, not looking for a way out of a cage. Not finding a reason to go running off into the jungle again. I almost don't know what to do with myself.
Jack: Well, enjoy it. I'm sure something will go wrong soon enough.

Sawyer: Wait, what's going on?
Walt: Charlie and Claire. They think Ethan took them.
Sawyer: Ethan took 'em, huh? Took em' why? And who the hell is Ethan? And why am I getting the evening news from a 6 year old?
Walt: I'm ten.
Sawyer: (sarcastic) Alright. Then it must be true.

Hurley: Maybe the dog can find water. I mean, dogs can find pot and bombs, so I'm sure they can find water.

Benjamin Linus: Of course, if I were one of them -- these people that you seem to think are your enemies -- what would I do? Well, there'd be no balloon, so I'd draw a map to a really secluded place like a cave or some underbrush. Good place for a trap -- an ambush. And then when your friends got there, a bunch of my people would be waiting for them. I guess it's a good thing I'm not one of them, huh? You guys got any milk?

The Man in Black: They come. They fight. They destroy. They corrupt. It always ends the same.
Jacob: It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress.

^ I had to end with a deep quote. :3

Rosie wrote: "Cody wrote: "quotes from the show the big bang theory.

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates li..."

lol its such a good show

Yes, yes it is indeedy

Damon Salvatore: I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message.
"The Vampire Diaries: Isobel " (2010

Sayid Jarrah: Does anyone speak French?
Boone Carlyle: She does.
Shannon Rutherford: No I don't! What?
Boone Carlyle: What the hell are you talking about? You spent a year in Paris!
Shannon Rutherford: Drinking! Not studying!
"Lost: Pilot: Part 2" (2004)

Boone: It's about fifteen minutes since we've seen any sign. What are we following?
Locke: My gut.
"Lost: All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues " (2004)

:DD

I knew you would like the Lost quotes! >:D

I do! And is Damon played by the guy who played Boone? Or is that someone else?

Probably... otherwise RCRC wouldn't know those quotes.... or did you watch Lost RCRC?

No. Swiftfire is right. Damon played Boone, that's why I posted them...

Well, thank you! XD

Ian Somerhalder... *shakes head*

*swoons*

*Screams! Then ask if can take a photo with then hugs then kisses then asks for number?* >:D hehe

Even if that's not creepy at all because he's more than twice our age... XDD

True... well just the picture and hug...

*But secretly when you turn away, she'll kiss him Otherwise, she'll die.*

*Whispers to MST "How did you know!?" GASP? O.o?*

*Because I know you. XD*

Beauty and the Geek Australia

Beauty: I was in a job interview and they asked me what I would bring to the job daily. And I said, 'lunch'.

Beauty and the Geek Australia

Beauty: I was doing a bikini shot, so I thought long eyelashes, so I went to my eyelash box and I didn't have any eyelash glue, so I went to my nail box...

I glued my eye together...

ROFL!

GLEE QUOTE TIME YALL!

"It's just like a male nurse; sin against nature."
-SueSlyvester

"It's not that. It's just that most of us don't know how to bake. I find recipes confusing."
- Britany S. Pierce; Episode 1.9, "Wheels"; Glee

"My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked - problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you... which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked." -Psych

Yay Glee!!! Brittany is hilarious. :)

Leonard Hofstadter: I'm just saying that you can't approach this intellectually.
Sheldon Cooper: However do you mean?
Leonard Hofstadter: Remember when you tried to learn how to swim from the internet?
Sheldon Cooper: I did learn how to swim.
Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, on the floor.
Sheldon Cooper: The skills are transferable. I just have no desire to get in the water.
Leonard Hofstadter: Then why learn how to swim?
Sheldon Cooper: The ice caps are melting, Leonard. In the future, swimming won't be optional.

Quote from The Friendship Algorithm, Big Bang Theory.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Gentlemen, I put it to you: the worst tapioca pudding is better than the best pudding of any other flavor.
Sheldon Cooper: First off, that is axiomatically wrong because the best pudding is chocolate. Secondly, the organic structure of tapioca makes it a jiggling bowl of potential death. It is extracted from the plant...
Howard Wolowitz: - Hey, I'm thinking of growing a mustache.
Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, no kidding. A Fu Manchu, a handlebar, pencil?
Sheldon Cooper: It is extracted from...
Howard Wolowitz: I'm not sure yet. You know, George Clooney has one now.
Rajesh Koothrappali: Really? I once saw him shopping at Ralphs. He was buying tequila.
Howard Wolowitz: You'd think a guy like that would have some kind of booze lackey.
[Sheldon's face and eyes are twitching]
Leonard Hofstadter: Alright, this is cruel. We better let him finish before his head explodes.
Howard Wolowitz: Alright, Sheldon why is tapioca?...
[at lightning speed]
Sheldon Cooper: Tapioca is extracted from the plant Manihot esculenta. Due to a high concentration of cyanide it is poisonous in it's raw form and lethal if prepared improperly.
[takes a drink]
Rajesh Koothrappali: Feel better now?
Sheldon Cooper: It also indigenous to Brazil, as is the cocoa bean from which we get chocolate. The best pudding.
[normal speed, to Leonard]
Sheldon Cooper: You promised you wouldn't do that anymore.

Quote from The Friendship Algorithm, Big Bang Theory.

Haha... Beans...

lol I love that show

Chief: How can we believe a man who would sell out his friends?
Siegfried: Dumkopf! Who else are you supposed to sell out? You can't betray enemies!!

Maxwell Smart: Pardon me while I get my shoe phone.
Get Smart

A Go! ad for the new season of Fringe.

Woman: I'm trying to help you get home
Olivia: This is not my home.

ISN'T THAT WHY SHE'S TRYING TO GET YOU HOME? Yeah, I have no idea what the series is about but this ad ticks me off. :)

Talkin' about your Generation.

Voiceover: This week's viewer question is; Who are the Olsen twins?
A. Ashley and Mary Anne.
B. Ashley and Mary Kate.
or C. Ashley and Super Mario.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Ahhh...

Phil: You can insult a lot of things about me - my hair, my voice, my balance-board exercises - but don't insult my selling. That crosses a line. What line? Oh, you don't see it? That's because I just sold it

MOdern Family.

Damon: It's kill or be killed! You either suck it up or leave!

The Vampire Diaries: Plan B (#2.6) XD

Stefan Salvatore: What happened tonight when you thought she was Elena?
Damon Salvatore: It's risking another frown line encroaching on a very crowded forehead. We... kissed.
Elena Gilbert: And you thought it was me?
Stefan Salvatore: What do you mean you kissed?
Damon Salvatore: Well... you know, when two lips pucker and they go
[makes kissing noises]

"The Vampire Diaries: The Return (#2.1)" (2010)

Big Bang Theory again

Sheldon: I decided to take your advice and have arranged to go on a date with Amy Farrah Fowler.
Penny: Oh, that's great! Have fun.
Sheldon: Wait! You have to drive me.
Penny: What?!
Sheldon: You know I don't drive.
Penny: Well, go ask Leonard!
Sheldon: I did; he said, and I quote: "Ask Penny, it was her cockamamie idea."
Penny: Leonard said "cockamamie"?
Sheldon: Actually, I'm paraphrasing. Having been raised in a Christian household, I'm uncomfortable with the language he used. And to be honest, I'm not entirely comfortable with "cockamamie".

Howard: Women, you can't live with them. You can't successfully refute thier hypotheses.
Sheldon: Amen to that.

Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: Screwed.
Leonard: There you go.

Leonard: Have you considered telling her how you feel?
Sheldon: Leonard, I'm a physicist, not a hippie!

Leonard: I'm the Darth Vadar of Pasadena!
Sheldon: You're far too short to be Darth Vadar!

Sheldon: And here is my Justice League membership card, but that doesn't prove I know Batman.

Sheldon: Knock Knock.
Leonard: Who's there?
Sheldon: Hugh.
Leonard: Hugh who?
Sheldon: Hugh guys ought to listen to me.

Sheldon: Under normal circumstances I'd say I told you so. But, as I have told so with such vehemence and frequency already the phrase has lost all meaning. Therefore, I will be replacing it with the phrase, I have informed you thusly.