We Write discussion

A really fun game! If I were to grant a wish, the next person would say "Granted but ..." and there would be a catch.

Example:

I wish Kelsie and Carina would make me special brownies ;).

Person A: Granted, but the brownies have too much "special" and you die. Sucks to be you. I wish for a million dollars.

Person B: Granted, but the money is Monopoly money so sucks for you.

oops! *goes to edit*

make a wish!

Granted but you marry him in his crazy state and he kills you

I wish it was friday night instead of monday night.

Granted, but if you don't go to bed, you can't marry Peeta and I get him. Mwahahaha!


I wish I was a proffesional singer

Granted, but you lose your voice and can never sing again.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

granted, but then you lose your brain so all is for naught

i wish someone would not grant my wish

Granted, but you drop it in the toilet and it breaks

I wish I could think of a wish

Granted, but then the game is banned *Lightbulb goes off in head* I'll brb

I wish I was a Teliken (see my writing)

Granted but a creperum (sp?) kills you


I wish it was 5:30

Granted but he/she gets hit by a bus


I wish I had chocolate

Granted but it is the last show of Glee they will ever have


I wish I was rich

Granted, but the episode is terrible, and you never watch it again because you were scared for life.

I wish writer's block didn't exist.

Granted but then you become very nonathletic


I wish I had some food

Granted, but then you become obnoxious because your smart and everybody hates you.

I wish someone would grant my wish

Granted but then you forget what it means


I wish something would happen

Granted (to not be athletic, athletic is sportsy) but then you forget

I wish I could think

Granted but alls you thinks are things you don't want to think about

I wish I was 16

Granted but now everyone types to slow


I wish that my knees did not hurt

Granted but your computer blows up

(bye)
I wish I was not hungry

granted, but then whatever is happening at 8 is cancelled.


i wish boys weren't so d*** stupid.
(not cody)

granted, but the only people to answer your texts is that one creepy stalker guy and that old lady that just typed in a random number.

I wish that I could go to the homecoming dance, game, and carnival... *sigh. tear. sigh and tear*

Granted, but but they're all canceled.

I wish I could write code for recursion (computer programming…agh!).

Granted but u accidently write a virus code and single handedly destroy the worlds info-structure.

I wish it was summer again (no school)

Granted, but you have to spend summer working as a janitor at school for like, 10 hours a day.


I wish that I had an iPod

Granted but it brks the first day you have it.

I wish an indestructable, & fault free IPad :)

Granted, but you get everything else taken away from you. Clothes, car, house, everything. Gone.

I wish that I could just learn French and get out of this boring class.

Certes, mais que vous avez à apprendre l'allemand.

I wish for Fright night to begin

No! Not German!

Granted, but you get sick and end up at home in bed by yourself.

I wish for the carnival to start!

Granted but you get grounded cus you failed a french exam and cant go.

I wish i didn have to go to algebra class.

Haha! The carnival is during school and it's in five minutes so I win.

Granted but now you have Geometry, Pre-calculus, Calculus, and all that fun stuff.

I wish that I make the musical.

lol have fun @ the carnival

Granted but your part is to be on the stage crew.

I wish Math was never invented

I had fun! I got my face painted and danced and ate yummy food!

Granted, but... urg. Um... Granted but... but... but now, you have this other thing that is exactly like math, but it is called something entirely different! Mwa-hahahaha!

Thats just evil

Your wish?

(whatever it is its granted but it doesnt work out) LOL

Oh sorry!

I wish... um... I wish that all the drama would just be over!

granted but.... but then.... I can't think of anything... then you die....

I wish I had a glass of water in my hand.

Granted, but it shatters in your hand.

I wish I didn't have to write stupid Socratic questions.

Granted but than you have to rewrite the dictionary (by hand)

I wish Grooveshark would stop screwing up. grrrr

Granted, but now everyone else in the world screws up.

I wish I could dance more often.

Granted, but your company talks you to death.

I wish I had more time to write than I do.

Granted but you lose all writing ability.


I wish it was warm outside.

Granted, but it's raining and warm at the same time, which is gross.

I wish I was taller.

Granted, but you wish for a giant to terrorize New York.

I wish I could afford a new laptop. I hate this one.

Granted, but now you can't think of anything else to write so your story just ends where it is.


I wish that my book becomes successfully published.

Granted, but no one buys it. ):

I wish I got to bed before 3:00 A.M. every night because I have so much homework. ):

Granted; you go to bed at 2:58 and wake up at 4:00 everyday. I am sorry.

I wish that I got to be a ninja. Oh wait, I am!

Granted but you are a very very very clumsy and loud ninja

I wish my hands were not cold

Granted, but now they're so hot they burn up.

I wish I didn't have to do a social issues project.

Granted but instead you have to write a 5 page essay on the history of the number 0


I wish I knew what to wish for.