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Nov 26, 2010 12:55PM
...this is continuing from the gay/lesbian topic
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EstherLIFE GIVZ U LEMONS, GIV EM LIFE! LEMONSTEIN! wrote: ".... what happened in the gay/lesbian topic? i didn't read it"
Um....let's just say they got off topic, lol
Um....let's just say they got off topic, lol
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nemoinica believs in the Feline goiddess
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....i do? I believe in Bast but she's not part of my religion.
ik, but u still beilive in her
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haha ya, were talking now, she keeps laughing at my posts.........
A) Buddhism is a philosophy of life, not a religion. B) I'm anatidaeist. Don't know what that is, you say? Allow me to explain...
Anatidaeism is the belief that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you (please go read the Far Side. Anatidaephobia. Look it up ♥). More specifically, the Almighty Duck in the Great Pond Above! She, along with her lesbian lover, is always watching you, as are her ducklings that she sends to earth to watch. Some have become famous, such as the ugly one, and Donald and Daffy, etc. There are things in today's society that worship this religion (The Mighty Ducks hockey team), but most people are ignorant and don't follow this very true religion.
What are the principles, you may ask? Well, the Almighty Duck will admit any being into the great pond as long as they have been fair and just to other animals. So, basically, she doesn't approve of the way we eat our meat. So unless you're a vegetarian or you eat organic and grass fed meat, you're going to the worst place ever when you die... NEBRASKA! This is the "hell" for the anatidaeists. Howard the Duck keeps a watchful eye. You will stay in Nebraska for all eternity!!
Remember, the duck is the way!!
(This was all a project for a class, I don't actually believe that crap =D)
Yay! I'm not going to Nebraska!
Yay! Which is a very good thing, Nebraska is the worst place you could ever end up for all eternity...
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Hmm, I would, but I don't think my boyfriend would be very pleased that I was leaving him to marry a chick on the internet xP jk :P
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Ooh, let's go to Antarctica! I just *love* the cold. *sarcasm hand raised* (I'm a Texan. The first half of my Thanksgiving day was in 70 degrees, and I was kinda chilly)
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it was like 25 degrees here, i froze
Savita wrote: "I'M TEXAN TOO!!!!! My Thanksgiving Day was...like, 45, and I dieeeeeeeeed. 70 is really cold for me."I actually guessed that by your mod name thing xP Texas is beast. Except, our football teams are kinda sucking (I'm a die-hard UT fan), and my theater teacher who is a UT/Cowboys fan is NEVER gonna let us hear the end of how much the teams sucked when we go back to school.
..............................................................................................................turkey!!
........................................................................boca burgers!!! i win!!
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um..............isnt this supposed to be religion, not meat, or football?
I'm not a Cowboys fan, actually :P I really don't care about professional football, as long as my horns keep it together. Which they aren't. And it's making me mad.
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lol, ok then...................
Lol. Both my parents went to UT, and well, we're Austinites, so it'd be kind of a sin if I didn't like the Longhorns :P
