Pushing the limits discussion

Kill someones dream, muahaha

person 1.

I wish i had an ipod

person 2

granted but it breaks the day you get it

i wish i had 1000 dollers....and so on

I wish i could go to LA with my friend

granted but you get mugged and then your friend dies while you watch.

I wish I was 16

now you post a wish

granted but you get in a car wreck when you drive

I wish the world knew I can sing

granted, but then you become a popstar and get trampled by paparrazzi and break a bunch of bOnes

I wish i could make 8th grade cheer

Granted, but you break your leg doing a backflip.

I wish life was perfect.

Granted, but then you'd die a week later.

I wish all my homework would disappear.

Granted, but then your teachers fail you.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

granted but you wouldnt be smart

i wish i got my braces off..

Granted but now you have to get tutored every night

I wish I could get some sleep

Granted, but then your teeth start falling out. *Shrug*

I wish trees wouldn't die.

granted but your friends would

i wish there wasnt animal abuse

Granted but all animals start dieing randomly

I wish I could spend the rest of my time dancing in the rain

Granted, but you'd slip and fall and crack your head open.

I wish it was always sunny and hot.

Granted but the sun burns the earth and we all die

I wish my cat would behave

granted, but then A stalker comes into your house and your cat just sits there and purs instead of scratching his face off
I wish I was smarter

Granted but then your crush/boyfriend/girlfriend turns there back on you and calls you a knowitall or a smarty pants

I wish I could drive

granted, but then you get into a car crash and get sued for everything you own.

I wish I wasnt so clumsy!

Granted but someone whois clumsy bumps intoyou andyou get hit by a car

I wish I had a limo

granted, but then you and your friends are in the limo and you hit a hobo.

I wish I were psychic (IDK)

granted but then your power over takes you and you become a totally different person and commit suicide

I wish I was married

granted but it was to a man you hate

i wish i could ride my horse more often...

Granted, but you fall off and break your leg, so you can't ride your horse for a while.

I wish it wasn't so darn cold!

grrranted, but then it gets so hot the earth explodes

I wish I was an author

granted but everyone hates your writing

i wish was an actress

Granted but your not good and now that everybody sees you on tv they all hate you lol jk

I wish I could eat alot of candy