ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! discussion

((TIME TO KILL THEM ZOMBIES! WOOHOO!))

"That'll teach them goverment lovers!" shouted crazy Joe.

His fellow refugees just stared. It had been just about two weeks since crazy Joe had joined thier group and he was like an army!

The bandits had attacked at the middle of the night, trying to steal the groups food. But before they even got anywehre near hurting anyone, Crazy Joe was upon them, Slashing left and right he battered the bandits in the heads, necks and faces, tearing out veins and bursting brains and blood all over the ground.

The bandits had paid for thier attempted theivery with thier lives.

"Did you guys hear that?!" he shouted "Sounds like someone is showing a movie over there! I hope they have popcorn! I like popcorn."

Sometimes Crazy Joe wasnt the easiest person to get along with....

Jane closed her eyes as she laid down in the woods. She cuddled up in her sleeping bag. She opened her eyes, moving her hands, revealing a large, thick gun. She sat up, "I can't sleep." She clentched her teeth. "Not when there could be zombies anywhere."

Kristoff sighed and walked around, his brother following him,"Hurry up Toby. You're falling behind."

"Would you wait up? You're not even worried that eventually, a zombie could suddenly attack you like at that canyon!" Toby looked back.

Kristoff looked back as a zombie walked in front of Toby,"Toby! Look out!" he grabbed it by the head and threw it against a tree, its head snapping off and he stabbed it.

Toby nearly threw up while Kristoff did,"Man that is just disgusting when you hear the bones snap."

Kristoff wiped his mouth,"Don't talk about it. I hate seeing dead people."

"Yeah you even threw up when they found Uncle Markus's dead corpse in that woman's house," Toby and Kristoff shivered at the thought.

((Call me plz?))

Jane's ears numbed, she heard somthing. People talking. She turned her head twords where Kristoff and Toby were walking.

((i left my cell phone in my locker at school. but i guess i could call you on the house phone.))
Kristoff looked at Jane when she was in sight.

Toby cocked his head to the side,"Who are you?"

((YAY, and whoops, hopes it's on vibrate....))

Jane stood up. "Jane." She looked at Kristoff, her eyes widened. "Kristoff?" She blinked.

Kristoff waved,"Hey Jane."

Toby frowned,"You know her?"

"Yeah we went to highschool together before the Virus started. I was two grades higher but we were still good friends," he smiled lightly.

Jane smiled, "suprised you remembered." She narrowed her eyes. "You a hunter too?" She showed her huge gun.

Kristoff's eyes widened,"Ummm, yeah. I am. Along with my brother."

Toby grinned,"Hi," he put his hand up in greeting.

Jane smiled. "Nice!" She grinned. "We need more hunters." She sighed. Jane blew her hair back.

Kristoff nodded,"True. Our parents were killed in a house fire while Toby was at my house for the weekend. Then they burned down my house. Damn bastards."

Toby smiled sadly,"Yeah. I hate it when things like that happen."

Jane nodded. She smiled. "Bastards.." She blinked. "Behind you!" Se cocked her gun, she shot it, JUST missing Kritoff's head. A zombie collapsed behind him. Blood shot out of the heart where she had shot it. It sprayed over the snow on the ground, making it turn scarlet.

Kristoff looked back at the zombie and then at Jane,"WHAT THE HELL?! YOU NEARLY SHOT ME IN THE HEAD!"

Toby froze,"Damn!"

Jane sighed. "Would you have picked brain loss? Or a simple shot wound?"

((Heres link XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuFdED... ))

"Neither. I'd rather have taken care of that zombie myself but too late now."

Toby sighed.

Jane narrowed her eyes. "Why? You don't think a lday can zombie hunt?" She stepped closer, nose to nose with Kristoff. "Listen, you don't want to mess with this." She held her gun up.

Kristoff pushed the gun towards the ground,"Look, I'm not saying anything like that. I can take care of myself sometimes okay? I think women are just as capable as guys are when it comes to zombie hunting."

Toby sat down in the snow.

Jane smiled. "Ok then." She went to her backpack. "If you think us women are capable to anything a simple mane can do." She grabbed a pot. "You can cook." She set the iron pot in his hands. SHe then put knew bullets in her gun. "While I check the territory." She cocked the gun.

Toby laughed.

Kristoff took the pot and hit Toby on the back of the head with it,"Shut the fuck up man."

"Owwwwwwwww," Toby rubbed his head and grabbed his sword, going out into the woods,"I'll go get some deer or something."

Jane smiled. "Thank you Toby." She took the pot and slammed it on Kristoff's head. "Cook." She walked off.

"Damn it Jane! I always hate it when you do that!" Kristoff growled and watched Toby jump onto a moose, the animal kicked and ran, until he stabbed it in the neck,"There!" Toby dragged the moose over,"I! GOT! MOOSE! AND IT IS SO FUCKEN HEAVY DUDE!"

Kristoff skinned off the hide, then cut up the meat, letting the water boil and put the meat in it,"Well at leat now we have food."

((This is Nicki, my raccoon anima charrie- http://media.photobucket.com/image/an...))

Jane came back an hour later. "Well that smells good." She threw a zombie head down and sat on the floor, leaning against a tree,

Crazy Joe had been wandering around the forest when he heard the talking and smelled the meat.

Walking into the firelight he sat down near the fire.

"You guys talk way to loud. Don't you know the goverment has microphones and cameras everywhere!? Dont tell them I told you that."

Jane blinked. "Er yeah." She looked around. "Well, while your here, want somthing to eat?" She looked at his clothes.

Jane sighed, she leaned against a tree. "So what's your name?" She asked him. Jane took a bite of her deer off her plate. "Jane is mine." She winked.

"No thankee, your foods all poisoned by the goverment." crazy joe said. "I brought my own grub!"

He pulled out a leg of some unidentifiable meat and chowed down.

Jane blinked. "Er, yeah." She looked at him. "So- er, guy. You beleive in zombies?"

"Why yes i certainly doo!" said crazy joe. "Damn goverment put em here to get the population down, dontcha know." He winked "But im a head of em" he winked waving his gore encrusted machte. "We gotta fight the goverment man! Cant let em win ya know?"

Jane stood up with excitment. "Yeah I know!" She raised her gun to the air. "Hell with them!"

"Hee hee got a little spirit in ya girlie! Should march straight to washington!!"

Jane nodded. "The hell I should!" She looked around. "I hear somthing." She whispered. She heard moaning, then dragging. "It's a zombie." She narrowed her eyes and cocked her gun.

Crazy Joe was on his feet in an instant screaming and charing wildly towards the sound brandishing machete and 2x4!

(This crazy fucker is gonna get you guys killed XD)

((XD lol))

Jane sighed. "It's called suprise attack!" She called. She looked at Kristoff, then ran through the woods. She panted and hid against a tree, she screamed as a rotted hand touched her shoulder. Jane faced the zombie and shot. The bullet burst through the head, blood and brain exploding against her and the trees. Jane gagged, the blood hit her right in the face. "Shit."

Jane wiped blood from her eyes. "Eck." She whipped it on the ground. "Ug." She opened her eyes, the zombie's half-body still stood there, dead, but standing. "Eck." She gagged, then kicked the zombie to the ground. She looked at her white tanktop, now red with blood.

"Ohhhh blood in the mouth... Not good..." said crazy joe. "here drink this" he offers a strange looking vile. "too it from some goverment dude before i gutted him. Said it was a cure or soemthing..."

Jane sighed, she grabbed the vile and drank it.

Jane turns her head. "Umm, hey?"

Jane blinked. "Friend." She said.

Jane blinked. "Food company?" SHe whispered.

"Actually that was the goverment." piped in crazy joe. "I already told ya that the goverment caused all this. You guys are fucking stupid ent ya?"

((Plz pu these " when talking.))

Jane blinked. "I don't know..." She looked around. "I'm going back to camp, it's getting dark."

"Yup them crazy goverment people did it all!" said crazy joe. "Maybe we should find em or something... My Zombie Clubber 23452 doesnt have enought goverment or zombie gore on it!"

((Bye G2g, plz put little posts so I don't miss much D: and plz use " " when talking))

Jane sighed and began to walk back to camp.

"Yussir!: said joe holding out his 2x4 with nails and screws driven into it "This beauty has slain many a zombie!"

"So where do we go from here? Somewhere with fish I hope."

((PLEASE PUT "" WHEN TALKING RENE!))

Jane looked back, she then kept moving to camp.

((It's ok...I got abit to angry -_-" sworry..))

"So whatre you slackers waiting for! I feel like some fish! Lets go!"

"I'ma catch me some fishes!"

Crazy joe wades into the water and starts smacking at it with his Zombie Clubber 4329867 making an awful racket.