Browncoats discussion

Okay, here's a fun game. Post a line from any episode of Firefly, and let's see if others can guess who said the line. Bonus if you can guess which episode it came from.

I'll start, then whoever responds to mine, post a fresh quote after your response. :)

"Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail"

Yep, and so does yours. ;)

"You guys had a riot... on account of me? My very own riot?"

sounds like something River would say.

"You think following the rules will buy you a nice life, even if the rules make you a slave"

That was Mal to Inara; it's from Shindig I think, when they were arguing in her shuttle.

Jayne, when discussing Reavers, I believe.

"Define 'interesting.'"

Mal at the start of Serenity?

yes... yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.

I think it was "Were I unwed, I would" instead of "If I was unwed, I will," but you have the gist of it.

Wash to Kaylee in Heart of Gold.

"Is there someone you are good at talking to?"

It was actually Zoe to Simon in The Message. Simon had just said that he wasn't very good at talking to girls.

"Say goodbye to your daddy, Jonah."

Inara's friend at the brothel?

"If I could make you purtier, I would."

Mal (to Book I think), about ...gah I forgot her name! spice lady... Saffron

"Haven't you killed me enough for one day?"

Simon when he sees the statue of Jayne. (And later, when the mudders start singing about the hero of Canton. "No, this must be what going mad feels like.")

"We applied the cortical electrodes, but we were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient!"

Jayne's line to the doctors in Arial.

"Yeah, but she's our witch."

Mal to the leader of the townspeople trying to burn River in 'Safe.'

"Well, maybe I'm not a fancy gentleman like you with your... very fine hat."

Mal to Badger in Serenity.

"Okay. I can see you're not an idiot."

Was that the first ep of firefly from Jayne to Laurance?