The Reading Crew discussion

Think Evilly and corrupt other people's most dearest wishes...

Example:

Kirn says- I wish I had a pony

Rhonda says- Granted, but you wouldnt be able to ride it
I wish I had a taco

Kirn says- Granted, but I already ate it
I wish I didnt have math homework

And so on....


So my wish is: I wish I didnt have to sleep late

[i hate tacos]
Granted, all you do is drug yourself up so you wana sleep all the time
I wish I was awesome at chemistry

Granted, but Mr. Schmid would lessen the curve and fail us all evertime!

What is your wish?!

I wish that I pass all my exams very well.

Granted but they catch on fire
I wish I had an average sized head

Granted but then noone notices you for being so average and you fade away......

I wish they sold chocolate trifles at asda (Why did they stop sellignt them?!?!?!)

Granted but they taste like cardboard
I wish I could have an absolutely normal bro

Granted but he is so normal you discover that he is infact...A ROBOT!

I wish I could travel to egypt.

Kable wrote: "Granted but they taste like cardboard
I wish I could have an absolutely normal bro"

i think i like thet one
i wish ppl stop sayin stuff about me

For 1 : granted but then u get eaten by a mummy
2: granted but they all for get about u

what r u talking bout????

granted everyone forgets about you
i wish i could enslave the human race

Granted but then an alien race eats you
I wish i was 1/4 Martian instead of 1/8

Granted but we would deport you XD
I wish I wasnt so hungry

granted i would eat you
i wish i could kiss adam lambert XD

Granted but he would want to kiss me next time XD
I wish I wasnt a victim on this site

Granted but then you are one in the real world
I wish life is easy

granted life isn't fair
i wish i could be nocturnal

Uhhh
Just answer Rhondas wish cuz my vocab only contains words in my ITouch dictionary

Granted all your people would die
I wish I could fly

Granted but you broke your wings,
I Wish I could have my bills paid by someone else...lol

Granted life sux
I wish I didn't fidget all the time

granted you are paralyzed...
I wish I could have more time to read

(I have this same problem!)
Granted time doesn't like you
I wish I could sleep more

Granted, but you would sleep forever
I wish I was a little bit taller,

Granted you're a giant already
I wish I could time travel

Granted, but you would accidently get shot when you popped up in the middle of the civil war D:

I wish rhonda would explain to me her picture

Grated but then you would explode

i wish i had a video game to pass

Granted all electricity has been shut down
i wish I could be a mermaid :D

Granted.
But now you're allergic to water and break out in insanely painful rashes wherever your skin comes in contact with water and you have trouble breathing.


I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.

Granted, but you are now an insomniac and have buggy eyes.

I wish I was sleeping right now.