Bad Advice from Mykle Hansen discussion

This is very difficult, but...I'll...I'll try...

So, what happened was































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Finally (you know it is soooooo difficult to talk about this in public, I hope you understand)


























The end.

(so you see, I really need help!)
tx
GN

gosh, this is awkward.

Dude! You're telling me. And what about when she said that she couldn't, and he was telling her that she shouldn't because then I wouldn't know what to do about everything because it would be really confusing trying to sort out how it's supposed to all fit together, and that was before the kids turned up, then they started yelling and....

Anyway, so I'm still waiting. How bad can your advice be?

Have you tried ... um ... aw, jeez ...

Prayer, maybe?

Maybe you could just change your name, move to a new town ...

Know any good bears?

Honestly, I think you're just screwed. Sorry.

Why oh why did I think some hot s**t famous author would try and help? How dumb can I be? Your pubic has gone to your head!

You just want people to post their real-life devasting problems here so you can sit in that man-eating-chickens-surrounding-the-moat-castle of yours and LAUGH AT US! Well let me tell you, Mr Smarty-Pants-Slobodian-Spewing-Vomit Author! You don't know nothing! And your advice? It was supposed to be BAD! Remember? I wouldn't feed it to a dying unicorn even if it would save it.

Have you tried putting lotion on it?

Of course not! Haven't you seen the size of the horn on the thing?!?!?!