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MechX, Wicked Lover
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Jan 03, 2011 08:10PM
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*walks up to person* if you were a pirate would you wear you parrot on this shoulder *puts hand on closest shoulder to me* or this one? *puts hand around on other side, keeping it there*
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You got $5? Cause I got a foot long.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got 'FINE' Written all over you.
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Ill post more when im on my pc where i can type faster.
Haha nice xD I've heard the third one before lol
*walks up to person* if you were a cowboy/girl would you keep your pistol on this side *puts hand on hip closest to me* or this one? *slides hand across butt to get to the other hip*
*walks up to person* if you were a cowboy/girl would you keep your pistol on this side *puts hand on hip closest to me* or this one? *slides hand across butt to get to the other hip*
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Told you I was a perv!!! Hahaha my boyfriend tried that on me once.... Rofl I stared at him for a minute and was like... Did you seriously just do that? Move your hand! Lol
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( i got one more GOOD one )
If I said you had a nice body, Would you hold it against me??
Ahahahaha I must try that one!!
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*WARNING* VERY GROSS AND EXPLICT CONTENT. DONT READ IF U CANT HANDLE GROSS!!
Yo Momma is so dirty, I asked her whats for dinner. And she spreaded her legs and replied "Crabs"
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Lol I've heard THAT one before!
