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I'll start =)

1) Take as many brooms as you can (a cart may come in useful), then throw them at random people yelling, "Come on!!!!! Voldemort is getting away!"

LOLZ! I love it!

1)Run around the store in black singing the bat man theme song ((LOLZ! i have tried it. it was HILARIOUS!))

3) rub melted chocolate on your hands and tell an employey that the restroom is out of toilet paper.

4) do number 3 then lick your hands n front of that emplyey and say "Wow this sh*t is good!"

i have seen number 2 done lol i have also seen this

5) (this was a guy who did this) come in with a dress on with nothing under it and no shoes and when management tells you you must wear shoes in the store flash them

this i heard about again it was a guy that did this.

6) at aroung 2am go to the front restroom and plug up the toilets with tp then go to the back ones and plug up all but one (this was done at a store that still had toilets you had to flush) take a dump in that last one the trail the poop from the rest room all the way out the door

7.) Challenge customers to a duel using tudes or wrapping paper.
8.) Ride a display bike around the store and claime ur taking it on a test drove.

9) Jump on a random customer's back and yell, "On forth! Ye noble steed!!!"

10) Grab a zuccini and run around thorwing cosimers with it.

11)When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

12) Run around in your underwear yelling"no need to fear captain underpants is here!"

13) Save all the poor goldfish from "drowning"

((lol))


14) eat the candy than blame it on the toys.

15) Test all the nailpolish and makeup. If they try to take you away, protest loudly "Am I not even allowed to test something before I buy it?!?!?!?!"

((lol))


16) Go up to the cashier with a bag of kitty litter and say"oes this come in a larger bag? I pee alot."

17) Fill a bag with as many bouncey balls possibly, climb to a high place and throw them all!!!

18) put on a scuba suit(the full thing! all of it) than walk around the store saying"Im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!"