A Group for Awesome People... Who Write discussion

I just realized that I can't come. I don't like you, so I won't be your bridesmaid. Sorry, dear.

*cough*
Obviously you didn't read the capital letters.

But I'm not your son. I'm Maria's daughter.

... *ADHD* Talia's my father now.

How did THAT happen?

Oh idk

But I'm Emily's daughter and Autumn's father....hmmmm makes perfect sense :)

Because she's walking me down the aisle...

Talia wrote: "But I'm Emily's daughter and Autumn's father....hmmmm makes perfect sense :)"

That means I have a grandmother.

It just means that Autumn is my granddaughter, because Emily's my sister.

...Then you are my....great aunt? I don't know. I call my grandmother's sisters "goo po" in Chinese and that means aunt grandmother. -lost-

I think that I am your great aunt. Yeah.

This is confusing.

Sooo Talia is my niece, therefore Mel and Emmie's sister and also Jane's daughter.

Maria you are a great aunt!

Um. I think somebody needs to draw a very pretty family tree and show me because I am very very confused :D

Confusing indeed...

That would make Autumn my... niece? DUDE! I HAVE A NIECE!

I have an aunt!

Auntie Lav. I like it, I like it.

I know. I'm still confused. But it's not a foreign feeling or anything, so yepperdoos.

AHEM. This is my dress:
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Only in this color:
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...I dunno. Lol.

Sam's wearing this:

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LOL. He might. XD I'll decide later, because I must go write now!

That is freaking awesome.

That means that I'm Autumns Aunt too! Hooray! And Talia is my cousin!

Yes it does indeed!

I think I will work on our WWAC family tree when I have more time. I have a feeling it will take a while O_o

That'd be amazing. I'd love you forever if you did that. Well... I'll still love you forever even if you don't. But it'd still be great!

I shall do it sometime this week then. So, um, you guys should help me out a bit, because there are probably some weird relationships that I don't know about XD

Maria and I are lovers and she's my mother. We're taking a break right now though... heh heh. Emmie is my sister even though her mom is my aunt... Hayden is somehow my cousin...

Emmie is my sister and my cousin... so that means Hayden is my cousin too, so would his mother be Emily?

No, he's just Mandy's Goodreads sister and she's Emmie's... something which made Hayden my cousin. I think.

Who's Mandy's mom?

Nobody. She's an orphan. (I don't know.)

Oh, and Jordan is also Emmie's and Melo's dad, but he is married to neither Jane nor Emily.

Ahahaha.

Heehee. I feel so loved in this topic. Emmie is my aunt....but I'm not sure who my mom and dad is. =P

I think you're an orphan.

Yue wants to adopt you. Or. Be your mother. I dunno.

CAN I ADOPT YOU MANDY?

THEN I'LL HAVE A COUSIN!

I WANT A CHILD!

I'm pregnant with a smurf baby.

WAS IT SAM? I WILL GO KILL HIM RIGHT NOW.

No. It was a smurf.

HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET PREGNANT WITH A SMURF? WHAT IS HIS NAME SO I CAN GO SLAP HIM?

Oo, sorry, went to look for my snow boots.

Well my friend and I were joking that I was pregnant, I forget why, maybe I felt fat that day but I was like yepp, it's going to be green. And she's like ... was it a smurf baby, 'cause you're yellow? And I was like sure.

AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED

*squinty eyes* Trying to cover up for your smurf lover, are you?

...DARN HOW'D YOU FIGURE OUT? XD