A Very Potter Group discussion

This discussion is all about your favorite quotes from A Very Potter Sequel!

Draco: "My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise mudbloods, and gingers. I hate Gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man that killed your parents; do you want to be my friend?"

Ron: "OMG! Night troll!"
Hermione: "I'm not a night troll, I'm a little girl!"

I just love how they never get her name right during the whole play lol

I felt so bad for her, but it was SO FUNNY. "Hermione can't draw, Hermione can't draw, Hermione cannot draw!"

LOL it was hilarious! I also loved how Crookshanks was part tiger!

I think I like the 1st better though. I know most people prefer the sequel.

The first one will always be the best. I don't care that the set is minimal or anything. I think the first one has more of the magic and heart that the HP books give us.

Yeah, the 2nd one is more focused on making people laugh rather than just providing a good story.

All from the same scene just a little spread apart oh gosh lupin rocks
Lupin: No! I am not dangerous! And I am not homeless…anymore.

Lupin: That was a death eater. I figured a few would shouw up when they found out Harry Potter was going to Hogwarts. They can be real harda** di**heads.
(Harry, Ron and Hermione cover their ears)
Lupin: What's wrong with you guys? Oh sh*t! (Harry, Ron and Hermione cover their ears again) You guys are kids! I've gotta watch my dam* mouth around you little bast**ds.
(Harry, Ron and Hermione cover their ears for a third time)
Lupin: okay, okay. I'm sorry. Gotta watch my dam* mouth around you little bast**ds.

Lupin: I've said this before Snape, and I'll say it again. You always have been, and you always will be, a BUTT TRUMPET! You know why? Cuz you've got a trumpeting BUTT!
Snape: No I have not!
Lupin: Yes. *butt trumpets*
Snape: Stop! That sounds nothing like my butt!
Lupin: Who looks stupid now, Snape? YOU DO!

Hermione: Harry! You said my name right!
Harry: What? I did? Herma…monster…

I had a bunch in my head a minute ago, now I can't seem to remember them.

Firenze: "Less than three... Oh, a heart!"

I loved that, it made me laugh so hard!

Also, I absolutely loved the fight scene between him and Umbridge. The choreography of that fight was awesome!

Probably one of my favorite scenes is when Draco shows Harry his drawing:

Draco: Pay special attention to the shading on your sweater, it's rather good. It's actually... quite good. It's probably the best I've ever done. Actually... can I have that back? Wait, no - I'M TAKING IT! What do you think of that, Potter? I've stolen your favorite drawing! Look, what do you think of this? *Rips* NO!! Goyle paste it!

I LOVE THAT PART! I love all Draco's drawings...

"Do I detect cross-hatching?"

LOL I absolutely loved every part that had to do with Draco and Lucius!

"Who knew the curse was just unjellify?"

My friends and i are CONSTANTLY quoting that one!!

"JELLY LEGS JINX!!"

Ashley wrote: "Firenze: "Less than three... Oh, a heart!"

I loved that, it made me laugh so hard!

Also, I absolutely loved the fight scene between him and Umbridge. The choreography of that fight was awesome!"

Umbridge hit Firenze's leg and he was like: "Oh, my chest!"

A.S. Halsey wrote: "My friends and i are CONSTANTLY quoting that one!!

"JELLY LEGS JINX!!""

"I'm gonna find Sirius Black and I'm gonna throw everything I know at him! I'm talking Alohomora, Lumos, Jelly legs jinx, everything. JELLY HEX JINX!"
"Harry that almost hit me!"
"I'm in a RAGE! This is the maddest I've ever been!"

Ashley wrote: "LOL I absolutely loved every part that had to do with Draco and Lucius!

"Who knew the curse was just unjellify?""

"Draco! You danced!"

I love the way he pronounces Draco like "Drah-co"

"Death Eaters, clean up those boxes!"
His voice is funny

One of my favorite parts of AVPS is when Ron was supposed to take down the Jacob poster and he obviously didn't get it done in time b/c when he came back he was laughing and he was like, "It's stuck on there with magic," so the when that same part of the set is supposed to be Sirius's cell, the poster is still there, and Ron's like, "Oh, look, there's a poster here too!" and Harry's like, "I know, they're everywhere!"

^ I love that part :)

" He disapparated!"
"THATS BULLSHIT SNAPE YOU CAN'T DISAPPARATE inside hogwarts. RIGHT?!"
"Right!"
"Right!"
"Damnit!" *kicks Hermione in the face*

Link to scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMFZNE...

HAHA I remember that part!!

"Accio Double-stuffed" (AVPM

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"Oh now you're just being cute. I can't GO to Pigfarts. It's on MARS. You need a rocketship? Do you have a rocketship? I bet you do. You know not everyone inherited enough money to buy out NASA when their parents died. LOOK AT THIS! Rocketship Potter! Starkid Potter! MOONSHOES POTTER! TRANSVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALACTIC TRAVEL TO PIGFARTS!"
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Oh that's ubsurd.
A person couldn't possibly be a portkey.
Because if they were to touch themselves... *stares at ron*
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"That's absurd."
"You're absurd!"
"What!? say that again, to my face!"
"You're absurd!"
"THAT'S absurd!"

Sorry..I love the two plays so much :)

That 2nd one (the pigfarts one) is ABSOLUTELY THE BEST QUOTE EVER ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

Melissa wrote: "Sorry…I love the two plays so much. :)"

Oh don't worry you're not alone.

Aviva wrote: "Melissa wrote: "Sorry…I love the two plays so much. :)"

Oh don't worry you're not alone."

Well that is definatly fantastic to know :)

I'm happy as a squirrel when i'm with mr. quirrel!

I've just been putting all the the people who look like good guys in Gryffindor, anybody who looks like a bad guy in Slytherin, and the other two can just go where ever the hell they want

" 'Well, uh, I'll give you my Gushers.'

'No,no,I have a Fruit-by-the-foot, I don'w want your gushers.'

'Tell you what...I'll throw in my Teddy Grahams, with the gushers, so then you can make some little gusher-teddy graham sandwiches.'

'Alright, you throw in that pack of Bugles and you've got yourself a deal.'

'Uh, um...absolutely no

That's all I can think of right now, besides the ones already mentioned.

"For you Cedric, Puff the Magic Dragon. Figment, the imaginary dragon, the Reluctant Dragon. And for you, Potter, THE HUNGARIAN HORNTAIL THE MOST TERRIFYING THING EVER SEEN IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE!'
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R: Oh my God this competition is gonna suck all these dragons are wimps.
Accio doublestuff!
Look at that one... OHMYGOD MONSTER!!!!! Is that yours???
H: Yeah
R: Oh my god it's awesome, let me hold it? Oh my God this thing is terrifying I hope the real thing is smaller! Rawrrrr!!
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Snape: Draco Malfoy, your dragon awaits. [Draco exists]
Harry: Professor Snape, is there any way I can maybe switch dragons or... [Snape is pouring ketchup on him] What are you doing?
Snape: I'm protecting you Potter! Welsh Greens can't stand the taste of Hunts Ketchup!
Harry: But I'm not fighting a Welsh Green, I'm fighting a Hungarian Horntail.
Snape: [grinning mischievously] Oh my... how foolish of me! Hungarian Horntails love the taste of Hunts Ketchup more than anything.
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joe moses is hilarious

Yes, yes he is.

"We have to fight a goat? I don't think I could do that morally"
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"You roll over right now, or- or I'll eat your pillow! You'll be having a dream that you're eating a giant marshmallow, but really, you'll wake up and your favorite goose-feather pillow will be missing!"
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Belatrix: "If I need to be evil with all of you I need to be evil with ALL of you."
Voldy: "Evil? With all of me? What does that even meeeannn? You know I'm still right heeeerre!"
Belatrix: "No there are parts of you missing!"
Voldy: "IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY HORCRUXES I WOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE IF IT WEREN'T FOR THEM! BELATRIX!
Aaawwww, now two people are mad at meeeee!"
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Cho: Cedric says you cheated on the dragon test.
Harry: cheated? are you kidding me? that thing was trying to eat me! I was in its mouth!
Cedric: Exactly. What went on in there? I'd like to FIND out.
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"Sit down you inarticulate bumble!"
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"Avada Kedavra *kicks stool* Whaaaaaaaaaat? Potter!?! How many times do I have to kill you boy?"
"Clearly More than once"
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"Okay Harry, this better be preetty damn important because I didn't bring a snack and..."
*Stage crew person hands him licorice*
"Oh my god thank you!"

I LOVE ALL OF THOSE QUOTES!! <3<3<3<3<3

:) Me too...Sorry I know the name of the chat is AVPS quotes..but I'm kind of just posting all the quotes on here...
I bet I have homework too...:D

Who is the actor that plays Voldemort in AVPM? He seems very familiar.....and so does Quirrel...Oh, and is Darren Criss Blaine on Glee????? Somebody help me, I'm lost and cluless about these things.....

Yes, Darren Criss is on Glee.

Clary Fray wrote: "Who is the actor that plays Voldemort in AVPM? He seems very familiar.....and so does Quirrel...Oh, and is Darren Criss Blaine on Glee????? Somebody help me, I'm lost and cluless about these things..."

Voldemort is played by Joe Walker and Quirrell is played by Brian Rosenthal.

AND VOLDEMORT IS UMBRIDGE AND QUIRRELL IS SEAMUS AND JAMES!

UMBRIDGE: Did you get my text?
DUMBLEDORE: Yeah, all 900 of 'em! You're cloggin' up my inbox!
UMBRIDGE: Well you didn't answer back...
Rofl I loved this part... She does this in almost every part... XD

"Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"
"What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?" XD

thats my favorite, brielle

"Theres no way we're loosing to Slytherin....Ravenclaw or ...Jigglypuff"

"I'm not homeless...anymore"
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"who looks stupid now? You do"
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"Trust me, Harry, nobody here hates you-"
"WHAT the devil is going on hee-ah?!"

Don't know how many people caught this but...


“But as another talking animal once said: ‘All fathers care for their sons.’ ”
Hedwig here is quoting Splinter from TMNT