Young Writers discussion

Do you have a quote that you would like to share with everyone because it is so worthy of awe that it can't be contained within the four walls of your brain any longer? Or cirle of your brain...or...I don't know. You get the idea. But if you do, then share away right here.

Kim wrote: "Do you have a quote that you would like to share with everyone because it is so worthy of awe that it can't be contained within the four walls of your brain any longer? Or cirle of your brain...or...."

I think this is hilarious, if not a little inappropriate.

PG-13 ADVISORY


Kate: Yeah, it is kinda kinky, having sex with a-
Tony: A what?
Kate: Deb, I'm gonna have to call you back.
Tony: sex with what? Another woman?
Kate: No, Tony.
Tony: Another man?
Kate: Go away, Dinozzo.
Tony: Some kind of root vegetable?

-NCIS

jordan- lol, halirious

ok.
"Dudeeee."
"What?"
"I almost got murdered by my math teacher"
"Mrs. Greyson?"
"How did you know?"
"We have the same math teacher you egghead!"
"Well, Mrs. Greyson just might not be our math teacher any more."

It's really halirious if you knew what the story was about.:D

~ ♪She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named [Yue]~ wrote: "Jordan [Parrothead] *Life Finds A Way* wrote: "Kim wrote: "Do you have a quote that you would like to share with everyone because it is so worthy of awe that it can't be contained within the four w..."

It's hilarious, isn't it?

"We all know that we can't escape death, but it sure as hell doesn't hurt to run for all it's worth."
-Me.

Wait! I've got another one!

(talking about Spring Break)

McGee: Is it really as crazy as they show on MTV?
Dinozzo: Probie, my stories alone would make you a man.

Jordan, has your obsessiOn gotten worse in this long time I haven't talked to you?

Jordan [Parrothead] *Life Finds A Way* wrote: "Wait! I've got another one!

(talking about Spring Break)

McGee: Is it really as crazy as they show on MTV?
Dinozzo: Probie, my stories alone would make you a man."

hehehe. I love that one, Jordan!

♫Maria Fompledump (aka Chile)♫ wrote: "Jordan, has your obsessiOn gotten worse in this long time I haven't talked to you?"

*mutters* probably.

Jordan [Parrothead] *Hardcore Rocker* wrote: "Wait! I've got another one!

(talking about Spring Break)

McGee: Is it really as crazy as they show on MTV?
Dinozzo: Probie, my stories alone would make you a man."

XD

Jordan [Parrothead] *Hardcore Rocker* wrote: "Kim wrote: "Do you have a quote that you would like to share with everyone because it is so worthy of awe that it can't be contained within the four walls of your brain any longer? Or cirle of your..."

I love DiNozzo. XD

Jordan [Parrothead] *Hardcore Rocker* wrote: ""We all know that we can't escape death, but it sure as hell doesn't hurt to run for all it's worth."
-Me."

This.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince:

Harry: What's wrong with an unbreakable vow?
Ron: Well...you can't break an unbreakable vow.
Harry: I'd figured that out for myself, funnily enough.

It's not that funny, but I <3 it.

Hehehe. I love that quote. Mainly because I love Ron.

:) Me too. Harry's sarcasm is so natural it becomes funny :P.

I should rerererererererererereread Harry Potter. That would be happy-making.

Me: John Green'-
E: Shut uppp.
Me: But his broth-
E: *headdesk*
Me: it's just paper tOwn-
E: *groans*
Me: anyway, I was watching his vide-
E: AHHHHHH. *explodes*

YES! I've rererererererereread it, but now I'm working on rerererererererereading it.

♫Maria Fompledump (aka Chile)♫ wrote: "Me: John Green'-
E: Shut uppp.
Me: But his broth-
E: *headdesk*
Me: it's just paper tOwn-
E: *groans*
Me: anyway, I was watching his vide-
E: AHHHHHH. *explodes*"

Hehe XD

"I have a friend, a new friend, from South Africa. And this friend recently told me about a unique bird found in her country. And what is remarkable about this bird is not that it nests, for all birds nest, but that this particular bird nests in a community all unrelated to each other and all of different colors. This community of different colors and different birds has one common goal: to care for each other. We are a world of people, not ethnic groups, not races, and not different descriptions of people on paper. We are human beings. And if there is one thing that human beings have in common, it is the desperate need to be free." Ron Dellums, The Color of Friendship

<3 that movie

Me freaking too.

♫Maria Fompledump (aka Chile)♫ wrote: "Me: John Green'-
E: Shut uppp.
Me: But his broth-
E: *headdesk*
Me: it's just paper tOwn-
E: *groans*
Me: anyway, I was watching his vide-
E: AHHHHHH. *explodes*"

I was totally like that when I read Looking for Alaska. :-)

"Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way but thats not important.' 'It was probably important to her." From The Sea of Monsters by Rick Riordan

"Great, I thought. We just blowtorghed a national monument."
From The Lightning Thief( book not movie) by Rick Riordan

thats all Ive got right now

*busts up laughing* BHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. OLO. ROTFLOL. AHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

~ ♪She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named [Yue]~ wrote: "*my version of what happens at King's Cross in Harry Potter*

Dumbledore: Harry... Before you go, I have to tell you something.
Harry: Urrrm... What?
Dumbledore: *breaks out into a dance* I whip my..."


*busts up laughing* Now I have this image of Dumbledor in the music video for that song whipping his beard back and forth.

"When I get home, I have a huge craving for chocolate. If you get in the way of that, you can go to hell."

-Me

XD

Mitch wrote: "~ ♪She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named [Yue]~ wrote: "*my version of what happens at King's Cross in Harry Potter*

Dumbledore: Harry... Before you go, I have to tell you something.
Harry: Urrrm... What?
..."

Me too. It's kinda disturbingly hilarious.

Mandy Fompledump wrote: "Mitch wrote: "~ ♪She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named [Yue]~ wrote: "*my version of what happens at King's Cross in Harry Potter*

Dumbledore: Harry... Before you go, I have to tell you something.
Harry: Urrr..."

*nods*

Mmhm.

"We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." Anonymous

Lav Lalie Fompledump (Lavendarlol) wrote: ""We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." Anonymous"

♥ it

~ ♪She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named [Yue]~ wrote: "*my version of what happens at King's Cross in Harry Potter*

Dumbledore: Harry... Before you go, I have to tell you something.
Harry: Urrrm... What?
Dumbledore: *breaks out into a dance* I whip my..."

*also busts up laughing*

Detective Spooner: *to Susan Calvin after they were both attacked by robots* Somehow..."I told ya so"...just doesn't quite say it.

-I, Robot

"I get angry when I think."
-My Friend

haha...same here.

Tony: Saki bombing: You take a cup of hot saki. You drop it in a beer. You toss it back and: ka-booosh!
Kate: Saki bombing. Never done it.
Tony: McGee! Kate's never been saki bombing.
McGee: No, I don't think i have either.
Tony: I work with a pair of wankers.
Gibbs: And you make three, Dinozzo. *headslap*
Tony: Morning, boss!

-NCIS.

Yeah, I'm obsessed.

"I mean, at the end of the day, what the hell does it matter who I end up with if it can't be you?"

-From Forbidden by Tabitha Suzuma.

M: *counts on fingers* I have... 4 friends.
Me; I have... *counts toes and finggers* I have 20 friends! They talk to me abd love me. Although these guys *points at toes* Yell at me all the time for stepping on them.
Me and M: Aah! The voiiicess!

XD

♫Maria Fompledump (aka Chile)♫ wrote: "M: *counts on fingers* I have... 4 friends.
Me; I have... *counts toes and finggers* I have 20 friends! They talk to me abd love me. Although these guys *points at toes* Yell at me all the time for..."

LOL XD

♫Maria Fompledump (aka Chile)♫ wrote: "M: *counts on fingers* I have... 4 friends.
Me; I have... *counts toes and finggers* I have 20 friends! They talk to me abd love me. Although these guys *points at toes* Yell at me all the time for..."

XD

"So, like, if you were fat enough, could you plug a black hole?"

- Kid in my 8th grade science class. He...yeah.

WOW. Weird.

"Women can do everything men can do. And they can do it in HIGH HEELS!" -My friend

She has amazing quotes. And she doesn't know that I steal them. :P

"Well, you know the old saying; try and keep up with the piece, or else...uh...even if you've got the notes right...um, you get left out to starve in the snow."

-My father this morning. I was telling him about a piece I was playing with my guitar ensemble and how hard a time I was having keeping up with it. XD

This is what ensues in my story, Annex, when Lance introduces Kae to Norman the python. Teehee.

Kae: “I'm no chairman for PETA or anything, but please don't tell me you feed it live mice."
Lance: "Are you kidding? One of my friends in elementary school had a pet snake. I was with him once when he bought a mouse from the pet store and fed it to his constrictor. Scarred me for life. This fantastic reptile lives off store-bought frozen mice in a plastic zip-lock bag."

I love these two.

"Dude, something smells fishy here!"
"Really? Is it shrimp?"
Ehhh I had to say that.

Lance keeps saying these funny things. He wears this ring on his right hand, and this is what he says when another character asks about it.

"See, that's the funny thing—this ring has absolutely no significance. I just need something to fiddle with when I'm bored that can be with me at all times. It really comes in handy at work.”

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
-Oscar Wilde

"MINE'S LIKE THIS *gestures to about six inches* LONG!"

"WHOA! I just came in at the wrong part of this conversation..."

-Me and my friends are saying the first one, and my other friend is saying the second <3