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message 1: by Rose (last edited Jan 30, 2011 12:17PM) (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments So we all know that there's a lot of Twilight fanfiction, right? Of course there is, being that there's fans. On Fanfiction.net there are approximately 173,597 Twilight fanfiction stories as of 5:02 pm on January 25, 2011, EST. Nine of the countless "Tales of" games are categories, and combined the number of stories accumulates to 8159 (of which 5669 are Symphonia and 1463 Tales of the Abyss).

I just updated one of my stories, and, being the loser I am, I went to the "Just In" page and clicked the refreash button every minute or so in between watching some guy play Chrono Trigger on Youtube while I wait for my story to show up on that page. In a few minutes, I saw at least fifteen Twilight stories come up, and that's just on the "Updated" page, not the "New Stories" one. Some of them seemed fairly good, with good titles and, from what I could decipher from the summaries, good plots. But, occaisonaly I would stumble upon one that neglected basic grammatical rules. *pushes up fonic glasses* Some just had mistakes that I would make, little ones that just happen all the time, while others lacked necessary punctuation and capitilization. And one in specific had nothing but words. It was called:
"super family love" and is by twigirl131033. I literally copied and pasted the summary right here:

when bellas sister comes to town all the fun happens inculding a sleepover and stuff like that fist story 2 chaptere on 1 page all humem

Am I the only one who doesn't understand this??? What is humen? WHAT IS HUMEN??? OR FIST?? OR CHAPTERE??? Looking at summaries that disobey common knowledge is bad enough, but ones like this kill me!

What has Twilight done to this world? *cries*

Oh look, just nine minutes later "Tales of" still has the same amount, while Twitlight has gone up to 173604.

Again, what has become of this world?


message 2: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
I read one, couldn't read anymore than one paragraph...

Quizilla has the worst! There used to be great authors there... Now it's all crap!


message 3: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments OMG YOU SAID THAT TWICE!!!

Yeah.....


message 4: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments ...

Okay...?


message 5: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments You changed your profile picture!!


message 6: by Randi (new)

Randi (The Artist Formerly known as Guitar Chick) (guitarchick) These people are just like SM in the fact that they're living out their sexual fantasies through writing.
The Duchess does not approve.


message 7: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments XD

That's great.


message 8: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments HAHAHA!!

Pointy shoes!!


message 9: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments Bellatrix says how she loves her pointy shoes.


message 10: by Namida... (new)

Namida... | 3 comments guys i just joined and i was looking for a fan fiction i read months ago that i really liked so much but can't seem to remember the website, i know i'm looking for a needle in a haystack but it was a very famous fan fiction, i remember the person who wrote it, wrote a review first saying she didn't understand the apple on the front picture (i know it's the forbidden fruit, she didn't) then said that she's going to just write a typical twilight chapter and it had all the stupid edward descriptions and the many adjectives that came after his name: beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, fantastic, wonderful, (i remember she even said sleepy)...., the chapter had bella asking edwards what he turns into and he said he turns into an apple. in the end edward ate bella, it was hilarious! i really wish i can read it again and show it to my friends, does any one know what i'm talking about, i really hope so. all i can say is that i don't think it was on fanficiton.net


message 11: by Randi (new)

Randi (The Artist Formerly known as Guitar Chick) (guitarchick) Excllent Bella on Bella fanfiction! I could totally imagine her screaming I'M GONNA CRUCIO THE H*** OUT OF YOU *****!


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