The Everyday, Average But Awesome, Book Club discussion

Example:

Person 1: I blame Person 2 because Person 2 won't roleplay with me.

Person 2: I blame Person 1 for blaming me.

Person 1: I blame some else for making me bored.

You don't have to specify who you are blaming.

I blame Sevania for going off the computer.

I blame Annabeth for existing.

I blame Sevania for being born.

I blame Annabeth for not being here right now.

I blame Sevania for creating this group :'(

I blame Sammy for letting it snow today.

I blame Sky for even getting up this morning.

I blame Sammy for messing up my internet connection.

Oh yeah? I blame Sky for deciding to use the Internet connection!

You really want to go there? Well, then. I blame Sammy for getting up this morning and ruining my day!

((Lol, this is hilarious))

Yeah, I do REALLY want to go there! I totally completely 100% blame Sky for ever becoming a member on this website... No scratch that, I blame her for ever touching a computer keyboard!!!

((Hee hee :). ))

Well then! I see how it's gonna be! I blame Sammy for the wars around the world!

((haha...so there... :] ))

Gasp! She wouldn't! Okay then, no more nice Sammy. I blame Sky for every baby crying!!!!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!! >:D

((Beat that!!!))

((Oh, I will...))

I would! I blame Sammy for all of the starving people in the world!

((Awww that's harsh :'( ))

Well I blame Sky for all the "missing" electronics that go "missing" every day.

Mwahahahaha!!! You know what that is? That is my evil laugh of revenge and maliciousness!!!

((Lol...just joking, anyways))

Fine. I blame Sammy for...something else I haven't come up with yet....

((I know you were joking, but it's harder to blame someone when you feel bad for them! >:D ))

I blame you for not being able to think of any way to blame me!!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

((Lol, no kidding))

Right. Keep telling yourself that. I blame Sammy for lying!!!!!! So HA!

I blame Sky for doubting my amazing powers of INVINICIBILITY and AWESOMENESS because she thinks I'm a compulsive liar, ((WHICH I'M NOT!!!))

((no comment. Lol :] ))

Really? Well, then I blame Sammy for going against my opinion! And because she thinks SHE'S awesome, when clearly I am more amazing. ((debatable fact, BTW))

Excuse me, I didn't say that I'm awesome, I said that I have amazing powers of INVINCIBILITY and AWESOMENESS, get your facts straight! I blame Sky for thinking that she is "clearly more amazing" and saying BTW, because even though most people read it as "by the way," I read it as "Bee Tee Double-U" and it's really annoying! Also, her awesomeness is clearly not a debatable fact and it makes me upset when people state opinions as facts.

Okay, that was a mouthful.

*faints*

*watches her faint*

Wow. Just a bit overboard. I blame Sammy for making me read an entire paragraph. I also blame her for going over the top. By the way: BTW BTW BTW BTW BTW BTW BTW BTW BTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Gets wide eyed*

Hmmm... How shall I respond to this rudeness? Oh yes, I will blame Sky. What for? Saying BTW repeatedly. But I am still INVINCIBLE and AWESOME.

*Faints again*

*shakes head*

Her head is going to hurt in the morning. Well, let's see....hm...Oh, yes. I blame Sammy for saying she is 'INVINCIBLE' and 'AWESOME', because she is only showing off, and the poor unfortunate souls do not have such abilities.

I do not understand if you are saying that I have multiple souls that are poor and unfortunate, or if I have one INVINCIBLE and AWESOME soul while others have poor unfortunate souls. And now, I am going to blame Sky for causing school tomorrow. Also, I blame her for assuming that my head hurts when it obviously doesn't.

*Owww my head...*

*cracks up*

And BY THE WAY, I was talking about you having one NORMAL soul, and others having poor unfortunate souls that are sad you are bragging about nothing.
I blame Sammy for not causing another snow day tomorrow.

Are you "cracking up" at my obvious pain in my head?!? And, I would never try to keep a snow day from happening! Wow, the nerve of some people *coughSkycough* !!!!! I blame Sky for making my head hurt.....

*Owwww......*

((cracking up on the other end of the computer))

I blame Sammy for finding some way to injure herself. It takes some serious skill to accomplish that.

That's exactly what my stuffed llama told me...

I blame Sky for starting a stampede of emus. (Well, actually, that was me :). )

((nice one. Lol))

I blame Sammy for no one else being online.

((No, I wasn't kidding...))

Actually, I invited one of my friends to join this group and I think she's online.

Anyway, or should I say BTW, I blame Sky for doubting my emu-stampede causing skills.

Ooooo. I blame Sammy for blaming me for something I didn't know about.

Have you ever seen an emu? They run away from everything!

But...

My llama Wrinkles told me to tell you that he blames you for making me bring him up on the internet. (He's terrified of stalkers)

Well then. I blame Sammy for hinting that I could be a stuffed llama stalker.

Okay, I blame Sky for pretending she's not a stuffed llama stalker, when she obviously is.

Oh, yes. I stalk stuffed llamas during my spare time. I blame Sammy for starting my class and making me leave.

Of course I would do that... My stuffed llama told me I think that you're just trying to make me feel bad because I blame you for everything he's told me Everything bad that's happened since I started blaming you...

Right...that completely clears it up. Fine. I blame everyone for letting Sammy blame me for everything.

Ha! Everyone else in this group is too afraid of me to even dare comment or blame me!!!! They accept my amazing powers of INVINCIBILITY and AWESOMENESS because if they don't....

I

WILL

BLAME

THEM

!!!!!!

And I blame Sky for me getting sick today! :(

*cough cough sneeze*

I'm so miserable!!!

*cough cough*

Owwww my throat!!

I blame everyone for blaming eachother!

*Gasp*

He
Wouldn't


DARE!

Well then, I blame Connor for all the bad things that have ever happened.

I blame Sammy for even bring this up.

I blame Vicki for not using correct grammar or proper English. It's "bringing this up" not "bring this up."

(sorry! gosh everyone is a critic!)
I blame Sammy for pointing out my grammer mistakes!!!!!!

You need to capitalize the s in "sorry" and the g in "gosh". You also need to add a comma after the word "gosh". The sentence might sound smoother if you write "everyone's" instead of "everyone is".

I blame Vicki for forcing me to point out her grammar mistakes!

(Sammy I am going to say this very nicely so would you please SHUT UP!!!!) I blame Sammy for making me yell at her.

*sobs and walks away*

SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I blame myself for making sammy cry.