Performer's Unite! :P discussion

So Performers, we need to unite!! Haha we need to all get together and boost eachother up. Like if someone models, shouldn'tthey say something like, "Hey, there's a modeling try-out in Los Angeles at 3pm in This Place".Or if they're actors and actresses they can say something like, "Hey, I have an audition on Friday at Huntington Beach and they're looking for blonde teenage girls or old hairy men"... You get the picture. :p lol so what do you say??