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Aug 26, 2008 10:22AM
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have you noticed that there are suddenly like 5000000000000000000 groups about twilight?
Yah i have. It is kinda retarded that everybody doesn't just join one, but thats life.
my name's rachel and fyi, i won't b rping.
'your name and more'. jk, LOL.I'm Amy, and there isn't much else to say.
im bella and thats pretty much it
Hello!Your name and more!
Just kidding. Anyway, I'm Kimberly, I usually go by Kim, but whatever.
Anyway, umm...I'm 13, and...I'm in 8th Grade.
And I love the Twilight series, but I don't usually roleplay, so I might pop in every once in a while.
Bonjour! I'm Nightshade and I don't really know that much French! LOLHmm...I love to read above all else, but I also enjoy eating, sleeping, and going on Goodreads! WHEE and also, saying WHEE! and other random things. I'm extremely spastic and random and laugh at things that aren't even that funny.... LOL like that!
And I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Twilight, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha hi GO RANDOM AND SPASTIC PEOPLE!!!
I'm Luna! I already introduced myself, but I am introducing myself again! I love to read, go on goodreads, bike ride, dance, ice skate, play violin, and be random! I hate sleeping and eating... eating makes me feel fat. I also LOVE LOVE LOVE playing outside when it's dark out. So you know that sleepover I was at, Nightshade? Well, my friend's grandpa has an AWESOME backyard, and other lands, but when it was dark out, everybody came inside! I was like, "NO!" After dinner and stuff, I got on my shoes and played outside by myself. Eventually, two other people joined me, dancing in the light of the full moon. But alas, we didn't actually get to stay outside for more than 5 minutes. How sad. Other people don't appreciate the Night as much as I do. My mom's been thinking I'm a little strange, lately, because I've been going outside after dark a lot. Huh. Strange.Anyway, I'M RANDOM!!!
YAY! RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just some ponderisms . . . . . 1 Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
2 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
3 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
4 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
:p
hmmmmmmmmmm........interesting questions there. may i ask how u came up with them?
A Few Little Nightshadeisms:1) Why is it that banks leave the doors wide open, but chain the pens to the counters?
2) Why is it that sick people have to walk all the way to the back of the drugstore to get their medicine, while healthy people can get cigarettes at the front?
3) Why can't people apply mascara with their eyes CLOSED?
4) Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
5) Why do some packs of gum claim that it has "long-lasting flavor" when it lasts an average of five minutes?
6) Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a DIET Coke?
LOL. I've heard some of those before!!! I got one in an email, titled "Only in America..." Here, I'll copy and paste it in!!!!"1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your
> house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
> people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
> 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (THIS ONE ALWAYS BUGGED ME!)
9. Only in America......do we use the word
'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
> EVER WONDER ~~~~
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth
closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do
"practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who
tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all
stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport
the terminal?
~~~~~
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
>
On a bag of Fritos:.You could be a winner! No
> purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving
suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron
clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a
car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce
the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm
> taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3:
maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this
garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)"
LOL. The comments in parenthesis weren't mine, though. This was just a chain mail I got. LOL
Ya, FuNnY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OMGZ! I only got the first and second part of the email LOLZ
Hey there, I'm Isabella and thats all 4 now!
yeps, nothin we couldn't have gotten from thouth screen name...does thouth mean ur? i think it does...does it? *stares off in2 space*
