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Any jokes? Say right here! We all need a good laugh sometimes, you can also post funny stories that happened too!

Me playing halo with my friend (I suck XD)

Friend: Ok, I'll go ahead to kill these things, and you stay back so I can respawn.
Me: Ok! Oooh, there's a shiny thing!
F: SERAPH DO NOT SHOOT THE SHINY THING.
M: *waves gun around* But it's GLOWING, Hannah!
F: ... *facepalm*
M: (a bit later) ... *shoots the glowing thing*
*the glowing thing explodes and we fail the level*

bahahaha that's hilarious :P its ok... i won playing a video game once where i thought i was the other character who was getting the crap beat out of em... when.. i was beating them up... lol. i dont know how it happened XP

Lol XD I fail at video games, but have so much fun!!! :D

IKR?!

lol Once, My two brothers were playing this video game online or whatever, and they tried to get into the top people or whatever(sorry I don't know my video games) but they couldn't. BUT, My nefew, who was 3-4 at the time, Did.
LMFAO!

LOL fail... XD Hehehe, whenever I'm stuck I always ask my bro, and even if he's never even played it before he smashes it XP
Same with like everything he does. NO FAIR!!!

same with my sis here.. no fair!!

SAME WITH MY BROTHER!

how even if our siblings haven't seen the video game or played it before they can also complete it but we can't!

Joke:

A guy is walking along the beach, when he finds a bottle. He opens it, and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant the man one wish. And only one. So, the man thinks for a minute. "Well," he says, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid of flying and boats make me seasick. So, I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."

The genie refuses. "Think of all the construction needed, and the disruption it would cause. I'm sorry, but it is too much to ask."

So, the man thinks for a while. "There is one other thing I've always wanted...." he says. The genie asks him to continue. "Well, I really want to understand my girlfriend. Why she laughs, why she cries, basically, what makes her tick?"

The genie pauses. "So....do you want two lanes or four?"

That's so funny!