MyLifeIsAverage(: discussion

Today I was at home. My parents were sitting on the couch watching tv and I was testing out this new machine my dad had just bought thats suppose to tone your abs. Well, whenever you move, it follows you (to support your back). I didnt feel good after trying it and wanted to get off. The problem? I was stuck. So I yelled out, "Help! I'm like a fish on water!" Instead of helping, my parents laughed at me. Then I realized what was wrong with my sentence.. MLIA