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Well now children, you'd like to learn to swear?

Oh joy! I'm so glad you have decided to do so! Swearing is one of my favorite past-times.

Now, this class isn't only for learning how to swear. It's also to learn how to deal with swearing. It's how to respond to it in a social situation or if a friend or relative swears.


Any questions?

Why are you such a dork?

I'm not a dork!

Anyway, onto Lesson 1.

Lesson 1:

When to use Swearing

Now, before we can start to swear, we need to learn when to use it, why, and how. For now, we'll focus on when.

A good example of when to swear is in a situation of frustration and/or anger.

Let's say you got a bad grade on a test. You could say to yourself, "Goddammit! I was sure I did good."

Now, that's a milder version of swearing, but we are starting off small.

A time when you SHOULDN'T swear is when, for example, you are in the presence of people who don't like swearing. This is espeically relevant when these people may be your boss (or bosses) or people who have power over your life.

Always be cautious who you swear around. Swearing is useful (and fun), but only under the right circumstances.

Joshua wrote: "I'm not a dork!"

Being a dork is not a bad thing, promise. :D it's one the highest compliments I could give.

Joshua wrote: "Lesson 1:

When to use Swearing

Now, before we can start to swear, we need to learn when to use it, why, and how. For now, we'll focus on when.

A good example of when to swear is in a situa..."

Josh, you're such a good teacher.

Aurora wrote: "Joshua wrote: "Lesson 1:

When to use Swearing

Now, before we can start to swear, we need to learn when to use it, why, and how. For now, we'll focus on when.

A good example of when to swea..."

I should teach the Computer Tech class, shouldn't I? :P

yes. you should. you'd do a lot better than Mrs. Clements.

I FUCKING LOVE SWEARING

FUCK IS ACTUALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE WORDS

STICK IT TO THE MAN. SAY THE WORD FUCK.

*oh my*

olo I agree that Joshua is a pretty good teacher.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT.

(I kind of feel bad about this. o.o)

Feel bad about what?

About cussing online... though I do it in real life...

I feel bad about cussing no matter where I am. Unless I'm so mad that I'm seeing red. Then I don't care about my cussing. :)

I don't care about cussing unless I'm in front of certain adults and little kids.

I enjoy cussing in front of Lav.
Okay okay only when I'm being a bad friend.

ANYWHO I love cussing. A lot. I hate the word cuss though. Cara and Juliet have taught me to swear well.

I hate the word 'cuss' too! I just say "swear".

I'm kinda against cussin', but I go to school, so...
I don't think I've really cussed in front of someone, unless it was quoting, and then I more so imply the word.
I cuss in my head, and when I'm completly alone.
I like saying the 'explitive' instead. Though I'm pretty sure I spelled it wrong.

Hey, people!


DON'T FUCKING SWEAR.


That is all. ;D

*gasps* You said a bad word.

jk

Just a quick question:


Would you guys like me to list all of the main "important" swear words?

I swear more in my writing than I do in my actual life, for the most part. In English I only really say things like damn, bloody hell (occasionally), etc.
I swear much more in Russian and German than I do in English. Profanity sounds so much more vulgar in German, particularly ^_^

T e s n i wrote: "I swear more in my writing than I do in my actual life, for the most part. In English I only really say things like damn, bloody hell (occasionally), etc.
I swear much more in Russian and German ..."

I swear in Spanish all the time.

I can swear a little in French.

Mierda.

I think I spelled that right.

Mitch wrote: "Mierda."

Heheheheh. You did.

=)

Emmie { all is not lost I am not lost} wrote: "Mitch wrote: "Mierda."

Heheheheh. You did."

I feel special. Not really.

I'm special. In an awkward not so cool way. But still

Hehehe.

XD

*sleep*

Well what do you know? Mitch is pulling a Mitch.

*rolls eyes*

*laughs*

Definitely NOT Hannah wrote: "I can swear a little in French."

Me too. Just a little though.

Ooh! I know a cuss word in German!

I know many.
Wait, that's probably not a good thing...

GET OUT OF MY YARD, TEZ! BEFORE I STEAL YOUR PRETTY BINOCULARS!

Liz (Is not a duck named Thomas *quack*) wrote: "GET OUT OF MY YARD, TEZ! BEFORE I STEAL YOUR PRETTY BINOCULARS!"

*sighs reluctantly* All right. I'll go and stalk Yue or someone instead.

~Yue~ [Down the Rabbit Hole] wrote: "I know some. Gotta love The Book Thief.<3"

ARSCHLOSS.

That book is epic.

T e s n i wrote: "Liz (Is not a duck named Thomas *quack*) wrote: "GET OUT OF MY YARD, TEZ! BEFORE I STEAL YOUR PRETTY BINOCULARS!"

*sighs reluctantly* All right. I'll go and stalk Yue or someone instead."

Lets stalk Yue together! I'll bring my binoculars! ((I have a pair hanging next to the couch))

~Yue~ [Down the Rabbit Hole] wrote: "Um... *flees*"

You can run, but you can't hide...

~Yue~ [Down the Rabbit Hole] wrote: "Um... *flees*"

*waves*

~Yue~ [Down the Rabbit Hole] wrote: "T e s n i wrote: "~Yue~ [Down the Rabbit Hole] wrote: "I know some. Gotta love The Book Thief.

ARSCHLOSS.

That book is epic."

YESYESYES."

*high-five*

T e s n i wrote: "~Yue~ [Down the Rabbit Hole] wrote: "Um... *flees*"

*waves*"

*laughs*

I jknow I'm a creeper!